…when Einstein went around talking about relativity. They didn't come to the door. Who's there? Ayatollah Khomeini, hell yeah. And the Pope, uh-huh. And your hit man, Mother Teresa, hell yeah. And Jimmy Swagger, hell yeah. They don't like this notion of…

…a claim when we need it. Simba. Bhavaranda. Calm down. Then how about, I'm talking about crazy, how about the Pope? Can you believe the Pope? The American Catholics, interestingly enough, are now the second most intelligent, well-educated, liberal religious…

…Simba. Bhavaranda. Calm down. Then how about, I'm talking about crazy, how about the Pope? Can you believe the Pope? The American Catholics, interestingly enough, are now the second most intelligent, well-educated, liberal religious group in this country. The…

…so the Catholics are now two. And, you know, the Catholic constituency is amazingly open-minded. 60% of them don't think that the Pope should tell them how to run their sex lives, and 60% don't believe in the Pope's 8th century version of women's rights…

…Pope's 8th century version of women's rights and so forth. But I must give credit to both the Ayatollah Khomeini And the Pope, they sure got good packaging. You know, we've got President Reagan as our actor-in-chief. You know, the Pope was an actor. Bob…

…Ayatollah Khomeini And the Pope, they sure got good packaging. You know, we've got President Reagan as our actor-in-chief. You know, the Pope was an actor. Bob Evans' documentary about the Pope, you should see it. Bob Evans in the documentary has a picture…

…good packaging. You know, we've got President Reagan as our actor-in-chief. You know, the Pope was an actor. Bob Evans' documentary about the Pope, you should see it. Bob Evans in the documentary has a picture of the Pope when he was on stage in Krakow.…

…Pope was an actor. Bob Evans' documentary about the Pope, you should see it. Bob Evans in the documentary has a picture of the Pope when he was on stage in Krakow. And yeah, he wrote plays. So they knew what they were doing there in the Vatican when…

…up. perfectly photogenic for me. He's like Tom Landry, you know? Or Don Shula. You know Don Shula? You put a baseball cap on the Pope, you got Shula. Put a fedora on the Pope, you got Tom Landry. Put that funny big hat on Landry, boy, you get it.…

…you know? Or Don Shula. You know Don Shula? You put a baseball cap on the Pope, you got Shula. Put a fedora on the Pope, you got Tom Landry. Put that funny big hat on Landry, boy, you get it. Straight out of that. I talk about bad tricks when…

…about 700 people there. At the end of it, Robertson comes out. Next to him is this man who looks holier than the Pope. He's got all the popish collars and everything like that. We're talking about Mr. Religious Sanctum on him. Pat Roberts then starts…

…able to indulge your most forbidden vice openly and nobody can prosecute you for it. But if a woman tries to do it, the Pope will personally come and kick her ass out the door. You need a warning to perform the miracle. But I actually, I didn't come…

…able to indulge your most forbidden vice openly and nobody can prosecute you for it. But if a woman tries to do it, the Pope will personally come and kick her ass out the door. You need a warning to perform the miracle. But I actually, I didn't come…

…to get up and bow. Had to hold him down, you know. It was that kind of thing. Evo! Evo! E-V-I-O! Call him Mr. Pope. Call him Mr. Evo. Call him Mr. Pope. He's running for Pope. It's a whole Catholic thing. We're the devil. It wasn't like communism…

…him down, you know. It was that kind of thing. Evo! Evo! E-V-I-O! Call him Mr. Pope. Call him Mr. Evo. Call him Mr. Pope. He's running for Pope. It's a whole Catholic thing. We're the devil. It wasn't like communism thing. You know, it wasn't the whole…

…was that kind of thing. Evo! Evo! E-V-I-O! Call him Mr. Pope. Call him Mr. Evo. Call him Mr. Pope. He's running for Pope. It's a whole Catholic thing. We're the devil. It wasn't like communism thing. You know, it wasn't the whole communism thing. It was…

…married 30 times and he's married every last more than one night and he writes a book on marriage. Or it's like the Pope talking about sexual conduct. You know, it's kind of weird. You can probably tell that Andy Orwell predicted it, you know, it's that…

…published under my own name, of course, but I have a whole stable of people I write for. If I want to attack the Pope, I have a little old 80-year-old lady named Mary Margaret O'Brien. And even I, Mary Margaret, is upset by the way this Pope is…

…Pope, I have a little old 80-year-old lady named Mary Margaret O'Brien. And even I, Mary Margaret, is upset by the way this Pope is carrying on. If I want to attack the most right-wing militant aspect of Zionism, I have Rabbi something or other, and...…

…famous and writing more books and escaping from more prisons and talking about merit badges. I tried to get let out of the Pope once. The Barragans didn't help, even though they're good Catholic boys, and I was never able to Please, my mother, she loved…

…Dante. Now Dante was in exile. He wrote the Divine Comedy in exile, which of course pleased me. He was always against the Pope. He was for the secular thing. And if you remember the Divine Comedy, he goes through hell to purgatory to heaven to find…

…Your name. Carol, I'd like to just make a one-sentence comment there. I find it curious that Gordon thinks that since Pope Innocent III, they've tried to control guns, crossbows, and weapons. They can't, so therefore, let it happen. Gordon, they've been...…