…alas, I was no swimmer, so I lost my clementine, Goethe. Galeo said there's a sucker born every minute and two to lead him. Mark Twain claimed, give me a lever long enough, a fulcrum and a place to stand, and I'll talk to the moon. But it took…

…I was supposed to come. Guess what? What? We're here. Come, come, come. I want to be here. Here's the seat. Sorry. Mark Twain, Mark Twain wrote this great book, Mark Twain wrote this great book about letters from the earth, and he talked about baseball,…

…supposed to come. Guess what? What? We're here. Come, come, come. I want to be here. Here's the seat. Sorry. Mark Twain, Mark Twain wrote this great book, Mark Twain wrote this great book about letters from the earth, and he talked about baseball, and he…

…We're here. Come, come, come. I want to be here. Here's the seat. Sorry. Mark Twain, Mark Twain wrote this great book, Mark Twain wrote this great book about letters from the earth, and he talked about baseball, and he talked about people 100 miles high,…

…guys are here. Thank you. Serving up smart drinks. Were you here earlier? I was, yeah. These guys are the master masters. Mark Twain. This is the blend-o station for all the STI and... performing visuals during the show. We're coming right in there. We…

…party for the Saturn. We couldn't come. I was a little drunk by the time I was supposed to come. Come, come, come. Mark Twain wrote this great book about lettuce from the earth and we talked about baseball. And he talks about people a hundred miles…

…books that really damaged my brain at an early age. and left me hopelessly, whatever you call that, was Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain. I think that's the ultimate American book. It's the old trip up and down the river. I only crossed the river. Helping…

…the basis of his courage. He also said that the best way to tell the truth is to start out with a joke. As Mark Twain once said, if you're going to tell the truth, you'd better be funny, otherwise they'll try to kill you. And all of these…

…Is it the people or is it small groups of very rich entrenched forces? Well, of course, that's the rhetorical question. Something Mark Twain said about rights. If you don't use the rights, then the rights aren't even there. You have to do You have to…

…must pay tribute to, as we always do, to the writers like Ginsburg and William Burroughs. In the second revolution, Mark Twain was probably the most outspoken advocate of brain navigation. Indeed, he taught Ulysses S. Grant into getting a little neurological…

…neurological assistance. Grant, you know, was writing his autobiography. He needed money and he had a terrible writer's block, so Mark Twain got a doctor to prescribe cocaine for him, and thus the world got Ulysses S. Grant's autobiography. I know this…

…now, and that's creativity. You know those questions that are asked in the class, the professor says, what rhetorical mode did Mark Twain use in the first paragraph of Huckleberry Finn? And the point there is he is deliberately deciding to make his…

…the above. But then Jim would always show up later that day or the next day in the office saying something like what Mark Twain said. In other words, rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated and we'd all laugh and feel relieved. So how'd he go…

…in which you really do a great deal with your new computer philosophy. But before that, who were your heroes as a kid? Mark Twain. It's all his fault. I just read his books, Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer, and to me he's the essence of America. When…

…morality and the hypocrisy of the times. He was a revolutionary thinker, much misunderstood. So I've always been a great fan of Mark Twain. You grew up in two very different families. Tell us about the two families that brought you together. Well, I come…

…Bruce did it, Marcel did it. As a matter of fact, some of the great philosophers of all time were those people that... Mark Twain was a man. Oh, how about he's my favorite. We'll be right back with Dr. Timothy Leary. The software program is titled Mind…