…They gotta catch me one of them. They can never stop drugs gambling, none of that. It's impossible. They can try, they try. Jesus Christ, if you go out on the trail or wherever they put all their drugs, you know what you'll find? Did they ever show…

…comes down to? a bunch of really right-wing Protestants that are convinced that they own the rights to the Jesus Christ property. And meanwhile, there are these pesky, terrible Southern Christians. The Northern Christians don't like the Southern Christians. I…

…what? Number one, there's no paperwork that convinces me that these northern Protestants, you know, really have the rights to the Jesus Christ story. That's a heavy-duty property. Think of it. The birth of the manger, and then the changing of water to…

…that. There's a great property there, but... And actually, when that property, when that deal went down, the rights of Jesus Christ, these Germanic Lutheran Protestants were running around the woods in Germany, either bare ass or in bear skins, painting…

…I have a two-day seminar on twice. If you get me started, everybody will let me get out of here tonight. Well, it's like Jesus Christ got 120 words for the Sermon on the Mount. Moses got... I hope you've got three minutes for the ten suggestions on my…

…going crazy out there. And we had an open policy for a while. Anyone that came to the door, you know, who's there? Jesus Christ. Okay, check your cross and come on in. Who's there? Buddha. Come on in, Buddha. You don't like that? Who's there? UFO.…

…that? The screen rights of the Sermon on the Mount, you know, are held by Jerry Falwell. The thing about the temptation of Christ, you know what it all comes down to? A bunch of really right-wing partisans, they're convinced that they own the rights to…

…all comes down to? A bunch of really right-wing partisans, they're convinced that they own the rights to the Jesus Christ property. And meanwhile, there are these pesky, terrible southern Christians. The northern Christians don't like the southern Christians.…

…Guild and say, number one, there's no paperwork that convinces me that these northern Protestants really have the rights to the Jesus Christ story. That's a heavy-duty property. Think of it, you know, the birth of the manger, and then the changing of water…

…about that. There's a great property there. And actually, when that property, when that deal went down, the rights of Jesus Christ, These Germanic Lutheran Protestants were running around the woods in Germany, either bare ass or in bear skins, painting their…

…I have a two-day seminar on twice. If you get me started, everybody will let me get out of here. Well, it's like Jesus Christ got 120 words for the Sermon on the Mount. Moses got... We've got three minutes for the ten suggestions on my book. We'll…

…the virgin father, Joseph, and there's the virgin mother, Mary, and there's the big red heart there. That's the sacred heart of Jesus Christ. That's God. There's a door. The door to Shark Hill is as tall as this moon. Walk in that, man, you're in…

…our celebration we reenact or we renew one of the great ancient religious stories. We've just finished doing the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. In the present time we're doing the illumination of the Buddha. These great religious figures of the past are men…

…on the door, you know, and we'd say, come in, what do you know? Well, on average, we'd have ten guys say, hey, I'm Jesus Christ. They'd say, come in, Jesus, check the cross out there. I'm Buddha, hey, come in, Buddha. I'm a UFO, hey, come on in, UFO.…