…Catholic? Mark Twain started his own publishing house anyway, and one of the first book he commissioned was the memoirs of Ulysses Grant. But unfortunately at that stage, Ulysses Grant was such an advanced state of alcoholism, he had cirrhosis of the liver,…

…house anyway, and one of the first book he commissioned was the memoirs of Ulysses Grant. But unfortunately at that stage, Ulysses Grant was such an advanced state of alcoholism, he had cirrhosis of the liver, brain damage, and the usual symptoms of aged…

…of alcoholism, he had cirrhosis of the liver, brain damage, and the usual symptoms of aged alcoholism. So the way to keep Ulysses Grant conscious and focused enough to get the damn book written Mark Twain brought him over a packet of cocaine every day.…

…book written Mark Twain brought him over a packet of cocaine every day. And that's how we got the memoirs of Ulysses Grant. Sherlock Holmes was another coke head. These are things people, you know why your damn computer malfunctions so often? I'm just…