…American Public. What I say: if I judged America by what I see on my lecture Tours Nobody ever would have voted for Ronald Reagan, for instance. What I'm referring to specifically is: at the same time we've got the urine tests and the dea or actually…

…that the American people have eaten 1 8 times 10 to the 10th power McDonald's Hamburgers and elected Richard Nixon Twice and Ronald Reagan Twice and George bush and Quayle more recently, I don't know how long it will take common sense to get across. Yes,…

…The business about Slack may be too metaphysical. Let's see if I can make it even simpler. You all know well Ronald Reagan is president, so it's pretty obvious. You all know how dumb the average guy is right. Well mathematically, by definition, half…

…couple of years ago in a west coast magazine before I left, before I fled to Ireland. I left for Ireland right after Ronald Reagan was elected. It goes to show that some people spook easily you know. And there was a debate out there between some…

…and actually lassie would make more sense than most of them in Washington. Surrealism lives in the political psyche of our times. Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan why not ken and barbie while they were at it? These things are incredible. Do you know what it…

…then I would think they were giving me a meaningful choice about the world but as long as they only let me choose between Ronald Reagan and some other dumb actor, why bother? As jates said, a statesman is an easy man he tells his lies by rote. A…

…forget what the third one was. I don't know. I don't know about that. I know fast talk when I hear it. Even Ronald Reagan Wouldn't believe that I'm not smart enough to think about things like that. That's what they say. No I don't remember that. That's…

…which is to say the only intelligent way to discuss politics is on all fours. It's all mammalian quarrelling of the territory. Ronald Reagan, Ronald Wilson Reagan as you know he's got six letters in his first name, six in his middle name, six in his…

…after he got elected and the word got out that this man was a nuclear physicist so he didn't get re elected. Ronald Reagan got the biggest votes in American History because nobody in the whole country felt intellectually inferior to Ronald Reagan. You can…

…re elected. Ronald Reagan got the biggest votes in American History because nobody in the whole country felt intellectually inferior to Ronald Reagan. You can go to homes with a feeble minded and ask somebody if they say: oh ronnie he's a regular fellow…

…I wanted to go to the United States not India. What did you do to me? Well what they did was eight years of Ronald Reagan. Uh this is the only country where you don't have a national health plan. This is the only country where people are more afraid…

…that puts its citizens under so much tension and anxiety continually. But that's good for us it builds character. That's what Ronald Reagan says. Well what it does is increase the sales of drugs. Everybody's strung out on something or other because they're…

…replacing them with robots for the last 20 years. Yeah Peter Beter has a lot of followers. He claims the attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan Wasn't an attempt at all. They actually killed him and they put a robot in in his place and if you stop to…

…all understood that the United States was not a Christian Country. So when you hear people like Jerry Falwell or Ronald Reagan Telling you this is a Christian Country, they are not only insulting and denigrating all the Jews, Buddhists, Taoists, atheists,…

…managed all of Eisenhower's Television appearances and ever since then politics has gradually merged into show business. Now we've got Ronald Reagan in the white House Clint Eastwood is mayor of Carmel, Sylvester Stallone announced he's the next actor to be…

…and louder and louder and faster and faster and each conservative backswing is less conservative than the previous conservative backswing. Ronald Reagan is not nearly as conservative as the conservatives we had in the 1930s. He has never attempted to abolish…

…bomb and the whole horror of the 1940s the biggest war in human history. And the 80s did cower and were abased. Ronald Reagan scared the hell out of the whole world with his threats of nuclear war and his constant saber rattling. And Ronald Wilson…

…all understood that the United States was not a Christian Country. So when you hear people like Jerry Falwell or Ronald Reagan Telling you this is a Christian Country they are not only insulting and denigrating all the Jews, Buddhists, Taoists, atheists,…

…and louder and louder and faster and faster, and each conservative backswing is less conservative than the previous conservative backswing. Ronald Reagan is not nearly as conservative as the conservatives we had in the 1930s. He has never attempted to abolish…

…The reason I went to Ireland is because Arlen and I had said over and over to all of our friends: if Ronald Reagan ever gets elected president we're getting the hell out of this country. We felt rather embarrassed by hanging around and besides we…

…The business about Slack may be too metaphysical. Let's see if I can make it even simpler. You all know well Ronald Reagan is president, so it's pretty obvious. You all know how dumb the average guy is right. Well mathematically, by definition, half…

…whose speeches are information rich, who suggest that they have more intelligence than the average always lose. That's why Ronald Reagan got the biggest landslide victory in American Political history. You couldn't find anybody in the country who felt…

…got the biggest landslide victory in American Political history. You couldn't find anybody in the country who felt intellectually inferior to Ronald Reagan. You could go to a home for the feeble minded and ask them and they'd say: oh yeah we like ronnie…

…many of our most talented and creative people in jail every year because they prefer different types of recreation than Ronald Reagan and I don't know what intelligence raising instrument would do that. There are some very interesting machines around that…

…laws will stay on the books the mafia will get richer and richer every day and plausible people like Jerry Falwell and Ronald Reagan will say: well we need these laws or otherwise the country would crumble into chaos. And it's even possible they believe…

…drug free human urine in that part of Colorado. So I believe they're probably selling cow pests through the mail. Well, Ronald Reagan said he would do great things for small business if he got elected. He's created an entirely new small business. They're…

…this country but I live in Ireland now and I didn't come over here to make trouble. So I want to say I think Ronald Reagan is really a wonderful president and Nancy is a wonderful first lady. She's the one who thought up the urine testing, I've been…

…here. I used to be a libertarian but they had too many rules. There is a great deal to be said for Ronald Reagan though. Seriously I regard him as the intelligent entity's president. You'll notice how I avoided the human chauvinism of saying the…

…are in this audience, most of you probably imagine dinosaurs still roam the earth. Back then, the FBI is taping me again. Ronald Reagan I was saying is the intelligent entity's president. I mean this. In the same way I regard lbj as the pacifist…

…the black panthers. I said: running guns for the black panthers? I don't remember doing that. I began to feel a little bit like Ronald Reagan must have fell recently. Did I do that one day I was so stoned I don't remember what I did. Oh no I never…

…That's known as the territorial reflex. If you want to know more about peeing in territory read a biography of Ronald Reagan. Laughter huh, well, one usually comes before and or after the other laughter. Aren't there any complicated topics? Women, what…

…very sparse area where you could see connections rather quickly. Artificial intelligence: if it's intelligent it isn't artificial. Ronald Reagan, Nostradamus: Yeah well, look, anybody can predict the future right, he is the classic example of following…

…he was struggling so hard to be nice but then at the end of his life I did an interview with him in which he said: Ronald Reagan is a dumb actor who can memorize his lines and that's the only thing I care to say about him. And in his last book he…

…the shortest and most interesting introductions I ever had. Am I the only one who's noticed that one of the last things Ronald Reagan did before leaving the presidency was to have an operation on his asshole? Yeah one of the first things George bush did…

…then later on they decided they referred to kaiser Wilhelm. Later it was Winston Churchill or Adolf Hitler, then it was Ronald Reagan. They were all highly ambitious. A couple of months ago you had an earthquake here. Before your earthquake there was a…

…normal for people to have that much cyanide after a plane crash. That's what they say I swear that's what they say. When Ronald Reagan took office lychee o jelly was a guest at the inaugural party. Remember lychee o jelly he was the one who set up…

…are all gay, which is a new one aren't they? That includes not only j Edgar Hoover but franklin Roosevelt, Atleast stevens and Ronald Reagan, Gerald Ford, both bushes and Clinton. But not only are they all gay, but jesus got so pissed off at this gay…

…this is a kind of existentialist, paranoid reality tunnel. And then we've got the mid Western American Reality tunnel where Ronald Reagan was conceived upon a virgin by a blessed pigeon from heaven. And all the countries we're occupying are really delighted…

…this is a kind of existentialist, paranoid reality tunnel. And then we've got the mid Western American Reality tunnel where Ronald Reagan was conceived upon a virgin by a blessed pigeon from heaven. And all the countries we're occupying are really delighted…

…How many think it's true? That's about a third of the class. That means two thirds think Francis Bacon didn't write hamlet. Ronald Reagan wrote hamlet. How many think that's true? Okay that's 0 0001 that's against 99 999. the other way Ronald Reagan wrote…

…write hamlet. Ronald Reagan wrote hamlet. How many think that's true? Okay that's 0 0001 that's against 99 999. the other way Ronald Reagan wrote hamlet. Of course it's possible that Ronald Reagan did write his own version of hamlet when he was young then…

…that's true? Okay that's 0 0001 that's against 99 999. the other way Ronald Reagan wrote hamlet. Of course it's possible that Ronald Reagan did write his own version of hamlet when he was young then went stock staring sane and decided to write it before…

…and large except for the encouraging heretic, I seem to get in every class we agree that that's a totally untrue statement. Ronald Reagan did not write hamlet. We will pretend the heretic isn't here and go on. We've got a category now: the false Ronald…

…Reagan did not write hamlet. We will pretend the heretic isn't here and go on. We've got a category now: the false Ronald Reagan did not write hamlet. To avoid further confusion we'll say Ronald Reagan did not write the version of hamlet attributed to…

…go on. We've got a category now: the false Ronald Reagan did not write hamlet. To avoid further confusion we'll say Ronald Reagan did not write the version of hamlet attributed to Shakespeare. And then except for the heretic the heretic was grinning at…

…AD again and it says guaranteed drug free urine. It doesn't say guaranteed drug free human urine. And so I figure, Ronald Reagan has willy nilly, accidentally, as it were, in a discordant or a synchronistic, serendipitous fashion, he has kept one of his…

…view of the American Public. If I judged America by what I see on my lecture Tours, Nobody ever would have voted for Ronald Reagan. What I'm referring to specifically is: at the same time we've got the urine tests and the dea or actually the customs…

…that the American people have eaten 1 8 times 10 to the 10th power McDonald's Hamburgers and elected Richard Nixon Twice and Ronald Reagan Twice and George bush and Quayle more recently I don't know how long it will take common sense to get across. Yes…

…New Alexandria, and I think we're very fortunate to be living at the time we are and to have a president like Ronald Reagan. Reagan is the intelligent person's president. At first we had Lyndon Baines Johnson, who was the pacifist president. He by getting…

…is virtually indistinguishable from what you'll find in hardcore anarchist literature or in Machiavelli. And now we've got Ronald Reagan, Who's the intelligent person's president. He is making stupidity de classe. Stupidity has never had a worse reputation.…

…off and these robots have been put there in their place. And he claims the attempted so called attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan was carried out because replacing the president is a much more delicate business for the kgb than replacing middle rank…

…of the 1980s. The chairman of the department is saying if you can get through the 80s somehow in spite of Ronald Reagan and the massive armaments and all that, there's a good chance you'll live indefinitely. Immortality is a spooky subject because nobody…

…back. I live in Ireland I suppose most of you know. I was delighted when I got back to this country and found Ronald Reagan had really done something for small business as he promised he would. There's now a new small business that never existed before:…

…probably be confused. Facts usually confuse me. I do much better generalizing without any data. I think I share that habit with Ronald Reagan. Well why not his middle name is Wilson. That must be a coincidence too. I don't know why all the fundamentalists…

…a tape in which he cut one of those he re recorded one of those sexy phone conversations and then intercut it with a Ronald Reagan Speech. And it's one of the most hilarious tapes I've ever heard. Reagan is going on and on about the evil empire and…

…and the head of the CIA at the time was fired too and there was a general overhaul which was immediately reversed after Ronald Reagan became president and appointed mad bill Casey as chief of the CIA and then everything went back to the way it was.…

…said shoot bush first, this being based on the idea that there were a lot of people who would like to shoot Ronald Reagan and he wanted to encourage them to shoot bush first because like most libertarians he thought bush was much more intelligent and…

…them to shoot bush first because like most libertarians he thought bush was much more intelligent and therefore much more evil than Ronald Reagan. I imagine going around wearing a button saying shoot bush first. I'd like to know who has the balls to do…

…happened after Kennedy. Do you know about the pope? Nixon was a mason. Ford was a mason. Jimmy carter was a mason. Ronald Reagan was a mason. Apparently, George bush isn't but he's in skull and bones. That's higher than the masons. I don't know what…

…next to the republican campaign headquarters and in the window they had a picture of a record they were selling. It was Ronald Reagan with four cute little kids looking up at him adoringly and the Bible Open in his hands and it was entitled: president…

…the year when he had his first orgasm and I think this gives us a lot of interesting insight. The way to understand Ronald Reagan is to realize that the world, the reality tunnel he's living in probably dates from around 1920, which is about when he…

…and louder and louder and faster and faster, and each conservative backswing is less conservative than the previous conservative backswing. Ronald Reagan is not nearly as conservative as the conservatives we had in the 1930s. He has never attempted to abolish…

…the hook and say I don't know. These are people who know they're infallible, like the ayatollah and the Catholic Pope, and Ronald Reagan and Gaddafi and all the other infallible beings on the planet and then there's the house of the rising Hodge, which…

…all understood that the United States was not a Christian Country. So when you hear people like Jerry Falwell or Ronald Reagan Telling you this is a Christian Country they are not only insulting and denigrating all the Jews, Buddhists, Taoists, atheists,…

…they wanted to be represented by people of their own intellectual level and it got to the point that by the time of Ronald Reagan you had to act like an idiot to get elected because anybody with any brains was regarded with extreme suspicion. If you…

…Reagan got the biggest majority in American Political history, just think there's nobody you can imagine who felt intellectually inferior to Ronald Reagan. You could go to the home for the feeble minded and ask them: what do you think of Ronald Reagan?…

…intellectually inferior to Ronald Reagan. You could go to the home for the feeble minded and ask them: what do you think of Ronald Reagan? They'd say oh we love him he's a regular fellow just like us. I think George bush was pretty smart no morals but…