Robert Anton Wilson
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Guerrilla ontologist. Psychedelic magician. Outer head of the Illuminati. Quantum psychologist. Sit-down comic/philosopher. Discordian Pope.
…I think is a good idea. Anyway I was up in Edmonton studying at the o t o lodge, and we heard on television that Roger Leash had just acquired his ninety second rolls Royce. And as some of you know ninety three is the number of the new a r…
…the number of the new a r according to the cabal of Alistair Crowley, the main philosopher of the o t o and I said: hey Roger Leash will soon have his ninety third rolls Royce Let's make him an outer head of the o t o orientis too and he gets his…
…head of the o t o orientis too and he gets his ninety third rolls Royce. So they agreed and they printed up a certificate making Roger Leash an outer head of the o t o orientis and they were going to send it to him as soon as he got his ninety…
…to him as soon as he got his ninety third rolls Royce. Well I left Edmonton and a few weeks later I read it: Roger Leash had just acquired his ninety third rolls Royce and the American Government busted him and he fled back to India and I don't know…
…now and whether he knows he's an outer head of the o t o orientis or not I'm not sure at all. But Roger Leash I think is one of the great exemplars of the philosophical tendencies that I am expounding here tonight. He understood the secret of…
…acquiring disciples. He sat down like many of us have sometimes I've almost acquired disciples myself. I know what that's like and Roger Leash thought: what do I do with these idiots? And so he said: I'll tell them that they all gotta wear orange. Anyway…
…who way our way Evan way and so on. And he said: they all wear orange. And so they all started wearing orange. And Roger Leash thought: hey this is funny. So then after a while, he'd come out of the hut where he had his current Shakti. He'd come…
…wear crimson now. So they know how to throw away their orange clothes and buy crimson clothes. And by then Roger Leash had figured out exactly and totally reached full philosophical illumination on the question of disciplehood. He knew just what disciples…