Robert Anton Wilson
c/robert-anton-wilson
Guerrilla ontologist. Psychedelic magician. Outer head of the Illuminati. Quantum psychologist. Sit-down comic/philosopher. Discordian Pope.
…Musomici was then indicted and died of natural causes. Another knight of Malta was Mad Bill Casey, the head of the CIA under Reagan. He's the one who set up the whole scheme by which Holly North and the Contras were laundering the money and the cocaine…
…seven years now and he writes columns about it more and more frequently. And Milton Friedman, the economist of the Reagan Administration, the Nobel prize winner in right wing economics, monetarist theory, Milton Friedman has come out for legalization and the…
…where would we go on a vacation? Oh to one of the space colonies. There'll be a lot of space colonies by then. Reagan is already talking about putting one up. The russians have been preparing one for several years without talking about it. America always…
…on what is the unfolding drama with Iran at the moment the irangate? Well the only comment: yeah. Well the first thing is when Reagan was elected I said to a friend in California It's going to be a rerun of the Nixon years and this was based on…
…in California It's going to be a rerun of the Nixon years and this was based on the main financial supporters of Reagan were the same gang that were the main financial supporters of Nixon. Southern California has the most conservative conservatives in the…
…than anywhere else in the country. And I could see it was the same gang that put Nixon in that put up the money for Reagan so Reagan would be a rerun of Nixon. So nothing has happened has surprised me. I think the important thing to realize is that…
…else in the country. And I could see it was the same gang that put Nixon in that put up the money for Reagan so Reagan would be a rerun of Nixon. So nothing has happened has surprised me. I think the important thing to realize is that nobody can run…
…the book of revelations that the b666 will be wounded in the head and he will rise up stronger than ever. And Reagan was wounded in the head and rose up to get the biggest electoral vote in American Political history. That's because domesticated primates…
…or outright charlatans, and it's hard to I forget what the national debt is right now. It doubled or tripled during the Reagan years and it's been increasing even faster ever since. Not million 5 6 trillion. And you know, when they started raising it…
…it when I try to give it to you metaphorically, mathematically, do you know how dumb the average guy is? I mean how do Reagan get elected? Do you know how dumb the average guy is really? You know that mathematically, by definition half of them are even…
…July 22nd 1934 at the biograph theater, and it is our belief that John died. For us he was teaching us the lesson that Reagan was trying to teach us: that even in hard times you don't have to look for government handouts. If you have enough gum, you…
…and more technology doing more and more with less and less means that unemployment is going to increase by a lot as much as Reagan who says we can't give more to the people on welfare you find that all over. Europe they are saying the same thing and…
…be president and I'm quite convinced lassie is going to be the secretary of health, education and welfare by this time next year. Reagan, the Iran impact thing is not going to go away the money that disappeared. Congress is going to keep trying to do…
…and his dog checkers. Some of you are old enough to remember that even if you don't remember fallot. And so I think what Reagan is going to do is come on and announce that I am appointing to my cabinet somebody that everybody in America can trust and…
…be a member of the. They can accept lassie as the watchdog of the government. I'm sure you think I'm kidding. Wait and see. Reagan has agents everywhere. I was on a radio show the other night and they were warning me the NSA listens to what you say.…
…to what you say. Well I hope they are listening to me because I have kindly feelings towards everybody and I'd like to help Reagan Out but what he needs is a dog in the cabinet and he's got enough horses last as he needs them. Yes, you're painting…
…in the world, probably. Yeah really what shape would you foresee those negotiations taking? The reunion movement has to revive. Reagan Practically killed the labor union movement but now there are so many people unemployed, so many people shaky in their…
…the United States and Canada. Licio Gelli was a guest at Ronald Reagan's first inauguration. There's a photo of Gelli and Reagan at the inauguration and a private conference and they're both laughing. I often wonder who they're laughing at. Anyway, Gelli…
…created the image of government in which libertarianism can flourish and anarchism flourishes even better and in the same way Reagan is the intelligent entity's president. I still haven't slipped into saying the intelligent person. You notice I'm not going to…
…president. I still haven't slipped into saying the intelligent person. You notice I'm not going to give way to human chauvinism. Reagan has made stupidity seem de classe. Nixon had 18 minutes erased from the tape and Reagan goes around with his bare…
…not going to give way to human chauvinism. Reagan has made stupidity seem de classe. Nixon had 18 minutes erased from the tape and Reagan goes around with his bare Face hanging out saying: I don't know what was going on in the white House. Did you know…
…was going on in the white House. Did you know what was going on in your house that week? And the funny thing about the Reagan Gambit: I don't remember what I was doing that day. Can you remember what you were doing that day? Most people think no I…
…every major felony I've been involved in. I remember exactly the last time I got involved in a major felony. And if Reagan really can't remember when he conspired to commit these major felonies, then what the democrats say must be true: you've got his…
…That's the Irish Attitude. I've acquired some of that voice since I've been over there. I don't know all this bum rapping of Reagan is rather unfair. I'd like to say a few words in defense of stupidity. Stupidity has been around so long that it must…
…at Ronald Reagan's Inauguration and you'll find in most books on the Pei Duwei conspiracy you'll find a photo of Gelli and Reagan Together at the inauguration. They both have big friendly smiles and they seem to be sharing some secret and private joke…
…has been murdering American Politicians for nearly 20 years and replacing them with robots. He claims that the attempted assassination of Reagan was not an attempt at all it was successful. They actually assassinated Reagan and they replaced him with a robot…
…with robots. He claims that the attempted assassination of Reagan was not an attempt at all it was successful. They actually assassinated Reagan and they replaced him with a robot and my question is: how could anybody tell the difference? But I don't want…
…for it? Speaking of piss, Neil Smith has the most ingenious idea for solving the middle east crisis I've heard, inasmuch as the Reagan Administration is determined to settle it by force of arms he says he thinks it would be fairly simple that you just…
…did give us such a brilliant example of what that politics is all about. I mean to think of the way he denounced Reagan until he got to be vice president and suddenly, because Reagan is the nominee, all of those criticisms are now invalid. It doesn't…
…is all about. I mean to think of the way he denounced Reagan until he got to be vice president and suddenly, because Reagan is the nominee, all of those criticisms are now invalid. It doesn't show a depth of conviction that I would take terribly…
…all year is the triumph of politics by David Stockman. It's about how he got converted to voodoo economics because he thought Reagan could win, and how he tried to practice voodoo economics and found it didn't work and tried to explain that to Reagan…
…thought Reagan could win, and how he tried to practice voodoo economics and found it didn't work and tried to explain that to Reagan and became the most unpopular man in the white House. That's an extraordinary book. I don't think I've ever read a book…
…death squads that the CIA is running, because the senate intelligence committee from the time Jimmy carter got in in 1976 until Reagan got in in 1980 the senate intelligence committee was getting a lot of cooperation from Stanfield turner, who was the head…
…outside the government and thereby have greater protection. Well bush did not win the presidency he only got the vice presidency. But Reagan made him the head of the national security agency which gave him oversight over the CIA. So they were all soon…
…understand because you're living in the satan reality tunnel. The whole western world is the satan reality tunnel, led by satan Reagan, Previously led by satan carter. Then we got the European Reality tunnel which is: we've tried everything and nothing has…
…understand because you're living in the satan reality tunnel. The whole western world is the satan reality tunnel, led by satan Reagan, Previously led by satan carter. Then we got the European Reality tunnel which is: we've tried everything and nothing has…
…Bono put a full page AD in the London times a couple of years ago before one of the summit meetings between Reagan and Gorbachev's Predecessor whatever his name was what was before Gorbachev does anybody remember Andropov? Andropov Yeah. De Bono put a big…
…the both to study Poe before they maybe met each other and they might be able to communicate better. I don't know if either Reagan or Andropov bothered studying Poe. Poe is just like yes, no and maybe Poe teaches you to regard most questions as yes no…
…De Bono put a full page AD in the London times a couple of years ago before one of the summit meetings between Reagan and Gorbachev's Predecessor whatever his name was who was before Gorbachev? Andropov, Andropov Yeah. De Bono put a big full page AD in…
…both to study Poe before they maybe met each other and they might be able to communicate better. I don't know if either Reagan or Andropov bothered studying Poe. Poe is just like Von Neumann Yes no and maybe Poe teaches you to regard most questions as…
…seem to have hoof and mouth disease and we're going to have to put you down before you infect the herd. I like Reagan. I think he's the intelligent entity's president. I used to say the intelligent man's president but they told me that was sexism. So…
…well that's human chauvinism. So now I say the intelligent entity's president and nobody can complain, except those who don't like Reagan. But from a European point of view he's the greatest entertainment in the second half of the 20th century. What those…
…of horror fallout falling on everybody in the government saying oh it's a heavy rain. Nixon did that so I figure Reagan is the intelligent person's intelligent entity's president. After seven years of Reagan most people are beginning to think stupidity has…
…heavy rain. Nixon did that so I figure Reagan is the intelligent person's intelligent entity's president. After seven years of Reagan most people are beginning to think stupidity has its limitations. Maybe we should use our heads occasionally. It's great to…
…occasionally. It's great to be in Arizona. I really love this fellow mecham he looks like white House Material to me. Remember Reagan and Nixon. The second time they ran each of them the second time they ran for office got the two biggest landslides…
…seven years now and he writes columns about it more and more frequently. And Milton Friedman, the economist of the Reagan Administration, the Nobel prize winner in right wing economics, monetarist theory Milton Friedman has come out for legalization and the…
…and I think we're very fortunate to be living at the time we are and to have a president like Ronald Reagan. Reagan is the intelligent person's president. At first we had Lyndon Baines Johnson, who was the pacifist president. He by getting us into…
…myself but I'm not Chinese or gay. I don't want to be misunderstood. I just happen to live there. The Reagan Administration is really doing a great deal for intelligence by showing us all the evolutionary disadvantages of stupidity. And intelligence…
…middle rank government officials so they needed this big fake assassination attempt to cover up while they were getting rid of Reagan and putting the robot in his place. The question is how could anybody tell the difference? Those of you familiar with…
…manufacture. That's obviously true the more laws there are the more things there are you can't do so the more criminals there are. Reagan is promising to get government off our backs, but the moral majority is trying to get it onto our fronts. It might…
…be ready to write 2000 to climax the whole thing. Well that brings us back to Peter Beter again. How do we know Reagan Isn't a robot? How do we know that Lyndon Larouche Isn't right and that queen Elizabeth is behind the whole marijuana? According to…
…I tried to give it to you metaphorically mathematically, do you know how dumb the average guy is? Yeah, I mean how did Reagan get elected? You know how dumb the average guy is really. You know that mathematically, by definition, half of them are even…
…July 22, 1934 at the biograph theater and it is our belief that John died for us. He was teaching us the lesson that Reagan was trying to teach us: that even in hard times you don't have to look for government handouts. You have an abduction. You can…
…on camera. Well as Mencken said the United States remains the wonder and envy of all other and hence lesser nations. Reagan is obviously the intelligent people's president, in the same sense that Johnson was the pacifist president. Johnson, by fighting the…
…King Arthur sees a UFO in that film too. So maybe jimmy carter was a rerun of King Arthur in some sense. But Reagan is the intelligent people's president. He has made stupidity seem de classe and since I've been urging a war on stupidity for about…
…He has made stupidity seem de classe and since I've been urging a war on stupidity for about 10 years I think Reagan is the best thing that's happened to this country. Nowadays everybody is a little bit embarrassed about stupidity. He's given it a…
…why not his middle name is Wilson. That must be a coincidence too. I don't know why all the fundamentalists who support Reagan Haven't noticed that Ronald has six letters, Wilson has six letters and Reagan has six letters. So his name spells out 666.…
…too. I don't know why all the fundamentalists who support Reagan Haven't noticed that Ronald has six letters, Wilson has six letters and Reagan has six letters. So his name spells out 666. And the book of revelation says the beast 666 will be wounded and…
…out 666. And the book of revelation says the beast 666 will be wounded and then will arise stronger than ever and Reagan was wounded and then he rose up and got the biggest majority in American Electoral history. I don't know why the fundamentalists…
…sexy phone conversations and then intercut it with a Ronald Reagan Speech. And it's one of the most hilarious tapes I've ever heard. Reagan is going on and on about the evil empire and she's saying, oh I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. And Reagan is…
…heard. Reagan is going on and on about the evil empire and she's saying, oh I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. And Reagan is saying they threaten our very existence and she's crying: I'm still coming I'm still coming. It's really wonderful I like that…
…the fix is in at a very high level. Of course Gelli was at Reagan's Second inaugural. There's a photo of Gelli and Reagan at the inauguration ball and they're laughing at something and I've always wondered what the hell are they laughing about that I…
…him except that his name means vagina. What is he trying to tell us? I can't figure it out. You know the last thing Reagan did before leaving the white House he had surgery on his eye and the first thing bush did after being inaugurated was have…
…Reagan with four cute little kids looking up at him adoringly and the Bible Open in his hands and it was entitled: president Reagan reads Bible stories to children. Now you know people like that are capable of. Anything? Oh yeah, well thanks for being on…
…for its culture like in the 60s we had peace, love and flower power so naturally it was psychedelics. In the 80s we got Reagan, Ali North and pit bulls so naturally the most popular drug was cocaine. Yeah see those are. I mean I have to admit that…
…and then they just die. And I was just wondering your feelings now with all this. Iran Contra thing going on and the Reagan Administration. Have you changed your theory on conspiracies at all? No, only to the extent that my theories are even more baroque…
…in Nicaragua. Oh yeah both sides have been found to be involved in the cocaine business. Really I had thought that the Reagan Administration couldn't actually find any dirt on the sandinistas in regard to cocaine dealing, and I know they tried to frame…
…example of government action producing the opposite effect from the effect intended. You have to appreciate the fact that the Reagan Administration is in the cocaine business and they bring up all this cocaine in the Contra Weapons planes from Central…
…should take uh to use in our minds or whatever because once we start getting to that point which we're already now with the Reagan Administration, uh we're getting to sort of uh uh control of uh government over us and telling us what we should do in…
…the same ontological surrealist reasons that the presidents of the United States are getting to look more and more like Elmer Fudd. Reagan looks more like Elmer Fudd than carter did and he looked more like Elmer Fudd than Gerald Ford. Gerald Ford looked…
…of the white House is a very humorous process. It's the way we're being taught certain important lessons. If you think of Reagan hunting the rabbit, you have a very clear picture of where his head is at. Do you understand humor better now? Yeah…
…and that became you know that Reagan's the only member of the government that isn't a mason. I didn't know that I've heard Reagan is a mason. No he's not he's the only one that isn't. The whole trilateral commission and all those wonderful people at…
…and when they do it with the president it's a more complicated thing because of all the security. So the attempted assassination of Reagan, as we think of it, was not an attempted assassination at all they really killed him and they replaced him with a…
…you will find that the great beast 666 will be wounded in the head and will rise up later stronger than ever. And Reagan was wounded in the head and then had the greatest political victory in American History in terms of votes cast, and I think…
…situation. 10 years later they are sharing power and nelson Mandela is the president of the country. In 1987 it looked like the Reagan bush policies were going to lead to nuclear war and there was no way out. The soviet union has dissolved and our…
…tell you it's a pleasure to have you here. As I told you before my stepson is going to think I've been talking to president Reagan or somebody of comparable stature when I tell him I talk to you. When I met Harrison Ford the only thing I could think…
…like that. Which of the early American Forefathers were freemasons? Most of them Jefferson, Franklin, Washington, Madison, Monroe, Jackson why? Reagan is a freemason too. Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon was a freemason. Who are the freemasons? Why…
…an idiot to get elected because anybody with any brains was regarded with extreme suspicion. If you want to know why Reagan got the biggest majority in American Political history, just think there's nobody you can imagine who felt intellectually inferior to…
…way to sell cow piss through the mail. I think it's a major achievement of American Ingenuity and it shows I always thought Reagan was a total cynic and he never would do anything except for his rich friends but he actually has done something for small…
…It's like reading surrealist fiction. The president can't remember the last time he conspired to commit a major felony. But he's cool Reagan is really cool about it. He says: can you remember what you were doing on august 8th or whatever the date was?…
…me he'd have the courtesy to pay a personal call and tell me himself instead of sending those idiots loose on this. But Reagan to return to the libretto as it were, Reagan really is a wonderful president. In a lot of ways he's the intelligent person's…
…and tell me himself instead of sending those idiots loose on this. But Reagan to return to the libretto as it were, Reagan really is a wonderful president. In a lot of ways he's the intelligent person's president, just like Johnson was the pacifist…