…where Jessica Lange says: be reasonable, Kong it can't work between the two of us. But a French Critic named Raymond Bernard wrote an essay based on comparative anatomy and mythology and concluded that by comparative anatomy King Kong should have 30…

…Mediterranean Belief seems to have been: the greater the mass of the willy the greater the divinity indwelling. And so King Kong Bernard figures must have had three times as much as we'd expect which gives him around six feet. And so you can understand…