Robert Anton Wilson
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Guerrilla ontologist. Psychedelic magician. Outer head of the Illuminati. Quantum psychologist. Sit-down comic/philosopher. Discordian Pope.
…that here. They hang you by the thumbs if you haven't got your seat belt on. We're all tied up all the time just because Ralph Nader is a bondage freak. We all gotta be trussed up like the heroine of an SM movie. You know, the next thing is I'm…
…on the screenplay and not do any more traveling until at least February. I spent most of my time cursing the fact that Ralph Nader was born a bondage freak. You're on a plane, you fly eight hours you're strapped in you get off you get into somebody's…
…on otherwise I might get fined for letting you ride in my car with us so you've got to put another strap on all because Nader is a bondage freak. We're all tied up those of us who travel we spend most of our waking hours tied up like somebody in…
…of fact if you count all the votes for the minority candidates such as brown and Buchanan and what's the other guy's name oh Nader, Yeah, and there's about five others in various states, they got about 5 of the vote so you add that on to the 52…
…comes down heads and tails in different universes, except for the third universe where it comes down landing on its side and Ralph Nader won the election. Well if you don't like a cat who's dead in one universe and alive in another universe you've got…
…on the screenplay and not do any more travelling until at least February. I spent most of my time cursing the fact that Ralph Nader was born a bondage freak. You're on a plane, you fly eight hours you're strapped in you get off you get into somebody's…
…on otherwise I might get fined for letting you ride in my car with us so you've got to put another strap on all because Nader is a bondage freak. We're all tied up. Those of us who travel a lot we spend most of our waking hours tied up like…
…I'm sure, thoroughly idiosyncratic reasons. Nostradamus Huh, Nostradamus, Oh Nostradamus. We've dismissed him some time ago. Billions and billions, Ralph Nader, Ralph Nader Don't get me started on that subject. I've been traveling around the world in the last…
…thoroughly idiosyncratic reasons. Nostradamus Huh, Nostradamus, Oh Nostradamus. We've dismissed him some time ago. Billions and billions, Ralph Nader, Ralph Nader Don't get me started on that subject. I've been traveling around the world in the last five months…
…two hours tied up in the car and I'm spending more and more of my waking hours trussed up because that son of a bitch. Nader is a bondage freak. He wants us all tied up forever and you know the next crusade he's going to start we're going to end…
…I thought it was only the English Aristocracy who are into this bondage thing but there's a definite sign of it not just in Nader but in a hell of a lot of the ecology movement. I get mailings from a group called the friends of the vanishing malaria…
…than I ever was. That sums her up. Ha ha ha. Any kids on the block? Well there's the bondage conspiracy led by Ralph Nader. Somebody who does a lot of traveling like me begins to appreciate the extent of Nader's Bondage fixation. You ride a plane for…
…and you find you're spending more and more. The more you travel the more and more of your time you're spending strapped down because Nader is a bondage freak and he wants the REST of us to be bondage freaks. Ha ha ha. And then there's the insidious…
…into and you see the great figures learned hand and clarence Darrow and oliver Wendell Holmes, and nowadays, outside of say, Ralph Nader and dan Sheehan and a couple of others there's the profession of the law has really lost its respectability now lawyer…
…the book I'm working on now is called. I keep saying unsafe at any speed isn't that odd that's a book by Ralph Nader. Now my book is called everything is under control. It's in a form of an encyclopedia of conspiracy theories and heresies against…
…of fact if you count all the votes for the minority candidates such as brown and Buchanan and what's the other guy's name oh Nader, Yeah, and there's about five others in various states, they got about 5 of the vote so you add that on to the 52…
…comes down heads and tails in different universes, except for the third universe where it comes down landing on its side and Ralph Nader won the election. Well if you don't like a cat who's dead in one universe and alive in another universe you've got…
…book I'm working on now is called I keep wanting to say unsafe at any speed isn't that odd? That's a book by Ralph Nader. No my book is called everything is under control. It's in a form of an encyclopedia of conspiracy theories and heresies against…