…of the 20th century. And then there's the Church of Fred Mertz Bodhisattva that was founded by another discordian named Ontario Alley, who comes from Finland. He's a great poet, mime actor, psychic reader, tarot reader and practical joker. Lives in Boulder.…

…For all I know he's behind the drug free urine business wouldn't put it past him. Now that I think of it, Ontario Alley invented the Church of Fred Mertz Bodhisattva when he was in an altered state of consciousness attained by some method of Tibetan…

…whether this really was johnny Carson's own, but I tried it and I looked at I love Lucy and I became convinced. Ontario Alley is a genuine prophet. Everything Fred Merckx says is incredibly profound if you're in the right state of mind when you're…

…of the 20th century. And then there's the Church of Fred Mertz Bodhisattva that was founded by another discordian named Ontario Alley, who comes from Finland. He's a great poet, mime actor psychic reader, tarot reader and practical joker. Lives in Boulder…

…for all I know he's behind the drug free urine business. Wouldn't put it past him. Now that I think of it, Ontario Alley invented the Church of Fred Mertz Bodhisattva when he was in an altered state of consciousness attained by some method of Tibetan…