Robert Anton Wilson
c/robert-anton-wilson
Guerrilla ontologist. Psychedelic magician. Outer head of the Illuminati. Quantum psychologist. Sit-down comic/philosopher. Discordian Pope.
…only the only safe rule is: don't take software from anybody. Just say no. I thought that was not I thought that was Nancy Reagan's Slogan, which is very very confusing when you consider you know all the evidence that the CIA is the main importer of…
…ago. The Dade County district attorney tried to prosecute and he found that the CIA was blocking his prosecution every step of the way. So Nancy says: just say no and the CIA says just fly low. And so so it goes the uh I digressed as usual uh that's…
…and so all the goddesses started arguing over which one should get the Apple which one was the prettiest one, just like Nancy complaining about Raisa being better dressed than her. Some things are eternal and the goddesses got into such a terrific fight…
…treaty is probably the last chance we have of surviving the 20th century and entering the 21st century, as long as Nancy Doesn't bitch too much about Mrs Gorbachev's Paris Fracks. Have you heard anything about acupuncture curing cancer? No for enhancing…
…and so all the goddesses started. Arguing over which one should get the Apple which one was the prettiest one, just like Nancy complaining about Raisa being better dressed than her. Some things are eternal and the goddesses got into such a terrific fight…
…treaty is probably the last chance we have of surviving the 20th century and entering the 21st century, as long as Nancy Doesn't bitch too much about Mrs Gorbachev's Paris rocks. Have you heard anything about acupuncture curing cancer? No, for enhancing…
…and I didn't come over here to make trouble. So I want to say I think Ronald Reagan is really a wonderful president and Nancy is a wonderful first lady. She's the one who thought up the urine testing, I've been told, which reminds me one of the local…
…Oregon but that isn't far from here in American Distances ken Kesey. He has proposed that everybody should send a urine sample to Nancy Every day. I think that's a revolting idea. That is very obscene humor and I'm totally against it and I hope nobody…
…you have a lot of test tubes handy and no no no no I really think it's disgusting and you shouldn't do it. But since Nancy is so obsessively concerned with the purity of your urine maybe you ought to send her one sample a week at least. Maybe we…
…Somebody writing on viruses said the only safe rule is: don't take software from anybody, just say no. I thought that was Nancy Reagan's Slogan, which is very confusing when you consider all the evidence that the CIA is the main importer of cocaine and…
…The Dade County district attorney tried to prosecute and he found that the CIA was blocking his prosecution every step of the way. So Nancy says just say no and the CIA says just fly low. And so it goes. I digressed as usual. That's deliberate by the…