…it all? And then he vanished in a puddle of green smoke, or at least that's the way ho chi Zen tells the story. Malaclipse the younger says they figured it out for themselves and there was no miraculous talking chimpanzee and ho chi Zen just made that…

…I can't think of anybody more interesting than a libertarian working at the irs central computer who is about to retire. Malaclipse malaclipse the younger, author of that immortal sacred scripture, principia discordia, how I found goddess and what I did to…

…discordian pope decides that for herself or himself because we no two discordian popes ever agree entirely on the discordian revelation. Malaclipse got his discordian revelation from a talking chimpanzee in a bowling alley in yorba Linda. Most of us get it…

…was revealed to ho chi Zen and malaclipse the younger the two founders of the discordian society in a bowling alley. Malaclipse the younger always said it came to them in a flash of inspiration while they were discussing bullfinch's mythology and smoking…

…invented the miraculous talking chimpanzee to make this religion more attractive to the gullible. So they each excommunicated each other. Malaclipse became the head of the discordian orthodoxy and Omar Ho chi Zan became the head of the lunatic fringe. And…