Robert Anton Wilson
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Guerrilla ontologist. Psychedelic magician. Outer head of the Illuminati. Quantum psychologist. Sit-down comic/philosopher. Discordian Pope.
c/robert-anton-wilson
Guerrilla ontologist. Psychedelic magician. Outer head of the Illuminati. Quantum psychologist. Sit-down comic/philosopher. Discordian Pope.
…to have to put you down before you can go back to the REST of the herd. Anyway malacleps decided after he heard of Kirby Hensley I've got to go back a little further. Kirby Hensley was the creator of the Universal life church. He got his degree from…
…the REST of the herd. Anyway malacleps decided after he heard of Kirby Hensley I've got to go back a little further. Kirby Hensley was the creator of the Universal life church. He got his degree from a mail order seminary. He studied theology through the…
…mail order seminary. He studied theology through the mail. They didn't have e mail in those days, only snail mail but anyway, kirby Hensley claims he's a witter and I don't know, maybe one of his jokes he said his daughter wrote all of his denomination…
…can't be too careful with your language these days we're governed by neuro linguistic programs that we very vaguely understand. So kirby Hensley set out to make every man, woman and child on the earth an ordained minister and he ordained he ordained god…
…sense. And if you repeat that 666 times you will achieve supreme enlightenment in some sense. Actually, discordianism was inspired by Kirby Hensley, who started out in the 1950s to make as many clergy entities as possible. You notice I again avoided human…
…as possible. You notice I again avoided human chauvinism I didn't say clergy persons and as a matter of fact, Hensley has ordained parrots, chimpanzees, dogs, cats. He ordained Madeleine Murray o hare the country's leading atheist, and he doesn't charge…
…being a clergy entity clergy entity that's what inspired him, inspired the discordian movement to make every entity a pope. Hensley has ordained he ordained me he ordained my friend malaclips the younger the chief discordian atheologian, and he ordained the…
…a lovely name for a new religion the nut grove of the reformed druids of North America. I got after getting ordained by Hensley and made a pope by malaclipse I got initiated by the reformed druids and I immediately formed a heresy. The reformed non…
…The real meaning of the first amendment didn't become evident until god sent down an angel to this planet. He took the name of Kirby Hensley. Kirby Hensley is a new literate, or so he claims. I sometimes think he's just a joker. He claims to be a new…
…of the first amendment didn't become evident until god sent down an angel to this planet. He took the name of Kirby Hensley. Kirby Hensley is a new literate, or so he claims. I sometimes think he's just a joker. He claims to be a new literate but…
…rather bigoted and narrow minded point of view. Every entity has the right to be a minister of a gospel, so kirby Hensley will ordain anybody. He founded the Universal life church with the Express Purpose of ordaining everybody who wants to be a minister…
…If you want to be a house PET even if it's only a goldfish, you can get your goldfish ordained. Just write to kirby Hensley, Universal life Church, Pasadena and your goldfish will be a minister of a gospel. I think this is the greatest step forward in…
…is the greatest step forward in human liberty, practically since magna carta itself. One of the people who got ordained by kirby Hensley was the archduad of the reformed druids of North America. The reformed druids was formed at a college in Illinois back…
…meaning of the first amendment didn't become evident until god sent down an angel to this planet who took the name of kirby Hensley. Kirby Hensley is an illiterate, or so he claims. I sometimes think he's just a joker. He claims to be an illiterate but…
…of the first amendment didn't become evident until god sent down an angel to this planet who took the name of kirby Hensley. Kirby Hensley is an illiterate, or so he claims. I sometimes think he's just a joker. He claims to be an illiterate but he got…
…a rather bigoted and narrow minded point of view. Every entity has the right to be a minister of a gospel so Kirby Hensley will ordain anybody. He founded the Universal life church with the Express Purpose of ordaining everybody who wants to be a…
…chimpanzees, whatever your house PET is even if it's only a goldfish you can get your goldfish ordained. Just write to kirby Hensley, Universal life Church, Pasadena, and your goldfish will be a minister of a gospel. I think this is the greatest step…
…is the greatest step forward in human liberty practically since magna carta itself. One of the people who got ordained by kirby Hensley was the archdruid of the reformed druids of North America. The reformed druids was formed at a college in Illinois back…
…sense. And if you repeat that 666 times, you will achieve supreme enlightenment in some sense. Actually, discordianism was inspired by Kirby Hensley, who started out in the 1950s to make as many clergy entities as possible. You notice I again avoided human…
…as possible. You notice I again avoided human chauvinism, I didn't say clergy persons. And as a matter of fact, Hensley has ordained parrots, chimpanzees dogs, cats. He ordained Madeline Murray o hare the country's leading atheist, and he doesn't charge…
…decided to make every living being a clergy entity that's what inspired the discordian movement to make every entity a pope Hensley has ordained he ordained me, he ordained my friend malaclips the younger the chief discordian theologian, and he ordained the…
…a lovely name for a new religion, the nut grove of the reformed druids of North America. I got, after getting ordained by Hensley and made a pope by malaclipse. I got initiated by the reformed druids and I immediately formed a heresy. The reformed non…
…made me a pope too so we had three popes. And then at that time there was a chap in the United States named Kirby Hensley. Have you heard about him over here, kirby Hensley? He's the founder of the Universal life church and he set out to make every…
…And then at that time there was a chap in the United States named Kirby Hensley. Have you heard about him over here, kirby Hensley? He's the founder of the Universal life church and he set out to make every man woman and child on the earth an ordained…
…say clergy person it's very biased toward Baha I mammals. Clergy entity is the word I was roping for. And kirby Hensley got his degree from a male order theology school and he's always insisted. He's interviewed frequently on American Television. He's…
…meaning of the first amendment didn't become evident until god sent down an angel to this planet who took the name of kirby Hensley. Kirby Hensley is an illiterate or so he claims. I sometimes think he's just a joker. He claims to be an illiterate but…
…of the first amendment didn't become evident until god sent down an angel to this planet who took the name of kirby Hensley. Kirby Hensley is an illiterate or so he claims. I sometimes think he's just a joker. He claims to be an illiterate but he got…
…a rather bigoted and narrow minded point of view. Every entity has the right to be a minister of a gospel so Kirby Hensley will ordain anybody. He founded the Universal life church with the Express Purpose of ordaining everybody who wants to be a…
…chimpanzees, whatever your house PET is even if it's only a goldfish you can get your goldfish ordained. Just write to kirby Hensley, Universal life Church, Pasadena, and your goldfish will be a minister of a gospel. I think this is the greatest step…
…is the greatest step forward in human liberty practically since magna carta itself. One of the people who got ordained by kirby Hensley was the archdruid of the reformed druids of North America. The reformed druids was formed at a college in Illinois back…
…University of California with a degree in magic and he was archduad of his own druidic guild and he's I think like j b Hensley too. I Split Off from the—i was a member of the reformed druids for a while, but I got—i decided I couldn't accept their…
…out with only three members and in only 15 years we have more than tripled our membership. I never got ordained by Kobe Hensley because i—there was a group in Chicago that were doing ordinations too called the missionaries of the new truth, and I knew…
…Chicago that were doing ordinations too called the missionaries of the new truth, and I knew their address and I didn't know Kobe Hensley so I had them ordain me and I'm still an ordained missionary of the new truth, although I don't often brag about it…
…of the major tasks of the discordian society is to make every man, woman and child on the planet a pope. We've decided that Kirby Hensley did not go far enough in trying to make everybody a Fergie Entity. We want to make everybody a pope and so we've…
…the University of California with a degree in magic and he is archdruid of his own druidic grove and he's ordained by kirby Hensley too. I was a member of the reformed druids for a while, but I decided I couldn't accept their basic teaching which is…
…out with only three members and in only 15 years we have more than tripled our membership. I never got ordained by kirby Hensley because there was a group in Chicago that were doing ordinations too called the missionaries of the new truth, and I knew…
…Chicago that were doing ordinations too called the missionaries of the new truth, and I knew their address and I didn't know kirby Hensley so I had them ordain me and I'm still an ordained missionary of the new truth, although I don't often brag about…
…the University of California with a degree in magic and he is archdruid of his own druidic grove and he's ordained by kirby Hensley too. I was a member of the reformed druids for a while but I decided I couldn't accept their basic teaching, which is…
…out with only three members and in only 15 years we have more than tripled our membership. I never got ordained by Kirby Hensley because there was a group in Chicago that were doing ordinations too called the missionaries of the new truth, and I knew…
…Chicago that were doing ordinations too called the missionaries of the new truth, and I knew their address and I didn't know kirby Hensley so I had them ordain me and I'm still an ordained missionary of the new truth, although I don't often brag about…
…the major tasks of the discordian society is to make every man, woman and child on the planet a pope. We've decided that kirby Hensley did not go far enough in trying to make everybody a clergy entity. We want to make everybody a pope and so we've…