…acts. There's a universe in which Marilyn Chambers is the president of the United States and there's a universe in which John Kennedy slipped on a banana peel and died that way. My favorite alternative universe is the one where John listened to Marilyn…

…interest, no principle. And I'm not sure you know what Marilyn Monroe said after her night with dan quail. You ought to know. John Kennedy, did you know that in Texas Department stores if you buy a toaster you can get free savings in the long run? This…

…acts. There's a universe in which Marilyn Chambers is the president of the United States and there's a universe in which John Kennedy slipped on a banana peel and died that way. My favorite alternative universe is the one where John listened to Marilyn…

…guard they gave up all attempts to invade terre haute. You know what Mrs Quayle said on their wedding night. You're no John Kennedy. I find it very hard to take this election seriously. I find it hard to take most elections seriously, but I grew…

…frank Sinatra. Isn't that amazing? Now how many of you realize you owe frank Sinatra the fact you had a thousand days of John Kennedy? Yeah frank Sinatra said to sam Giancana: this whole feud between you and the kennedys, it can be ended, let me make…

…this whole feud between you and the kennedys, it can be ended, let me make peace. And he arranged a meeting between John Kennedy and sam Giancana and sam Giancana agreed to deliver Chicago and Kennedy agreed to lay off on the mafia. Somewhere along the…

…off the head we don't have to worry about the tail meaning the way to get rid of Bobby Kennedy was to get rid of John Kennedy. All of this is covered in a number of books and on jack Anderson's TV Special, which is coming up on TV Every couple of…

…wonder what's happening to the banking system. Kerry Thornley Kerry Thornley is still sending out long documents explaining that he killed John Kennedy while under hypnosis by the CIA and I was his CIA Babysitter and I only deny it because all CIA Agents…

…jacket. And to round out my medley of dan Quayle jokes you know what his wife said on their wedding night: you're no John Kennedy. Well maybe I've been a little too hard on jay Danforth. Bush is something else. We've had a lot of presidents who have…

…I take it. This is why I would lie down for a while. Well this means that the cat's dead and alive but so was John Kennedy in one universe he didn't go to Dallas. And then there's a universe where he didn't go to Dallas but he slept on a banana…

…film. So I say this to realists at once. By the way, planes is on the 32nd degree of latitude, and so is Dallas where John Kennedy got shot. And if you add up the letters in lee Harvey Oswald and the killer rabbit they both add up to 15. And lee…