Robert Anton Wilson
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Guerrilla ontologist. Psychedelic magician. Outer head of the Illuminati. Quantum psychologist. Sit-down comic/philosopher. Discordian Pope.
…it into German. If they did, it would be Fledermaus Mensch. Who could take a motherfucker like that seriously? Flying Mouse Man. Jesus Christ. Who's going to believe in that? But I had a mystical experience, honest to God. There was a young fellow from…
…fix it, and sometimes you do pretty well, sometimes you don't. Usually you have to call a professional. He comes around and says, Jesus Christ, why did you do that? Why did you take that thing off? Why don't you know what happened when you don't? Oh,…
…don't know what happened. Maybe there's a conspiracy. Maybe they're destroying my publishers one by one. I don't know what's going on. Jesus Christ. I wish I didn't know. I wish I could answer. Well, that's all over. The series has been purchased by New…
…You would find a word about that throughout the old testament. Nowhere do they threaten anybody with eternal damnation. Jesus went around threatening everybody with eternal damnation, which means that for 2 000 years children have had nightmares, night…
…glorious in the end shall be saved. Pablo Abbo that was Paul He's named it for me. I was kind of born to be Abbo. Jesus answered and said to me most assuredly: o savior, you must know this day again you cannot see the kingdom of god. No instructions…
…manifestation of ares. You see I've read t s Eliot I can play I can turn those things around just the way he does. Jesus is one copy from the old dead and resurrected Egyptian Gods. The dead and resurrected Egyptian Gods are four casts of jesus and…
…pessimism though? You've got the sort of born again Christian types, and what they subscribe to is a very negative thing. Jesus is coming back. Before that happens all hell breaks loose. It's armageddon time, famines, pestilences, as the lady of the flower…
…grow cold but he who endures to the end shall be saved. Perderabu that was Crowley's Magical name I shall endure to the end. Jesus answered and said to them most assuredly: I say to you unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of god no…
…to an extent us in space, mechanized engines on boats and so on was actually in large part responsible for each other. Jesus said it might reconcile warfare with progress. Yeah that's what's known among mystics as a dark saying. It's kind of uncomfortable…
…Oh well maybe I'll find out in a few years. Most men my age are dead already. In this case he's tangled one set. Jesus was conceived without sin and it took him 1 900 years to decide his mother was conceived without sin. That's when the immaculate…
…in front of your eyes. These things are horrendous. They start out with this false cheer and then they end up threatening you. Jesus what a nice place to arrive. They're going to put me in prison right away, along with the little tag on the pillars…
…them you will get two rose petals blessed by jesus Christ himself and a lot of about why jesus wants you to kill homosexuals. Jesus is really pissed at the cave men. He's got a real figure he's off his head on the subject. That's why he's sending the…
…all is not that they are descended from people from sirius but that they are descended from jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene. Jesus and Mary Magdalene had a son named merove who emigrated to France and the merovingian dynasty is descended from them. And as…
…semantic reform. But just think what it would be like if pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell or any of them were to be saying: maybe Jesus was the son of god and maybe god hates gay people. Think of the middle east as the Arabs were all saying maybe there…
…goodie. Anthony Hopkins says that voice was inspired by Hal 9000 in tornillo. Anyway, as I was saying, the Christians would say maybe Jesus is the son of god and the Muslims said: maybe Mohammed is the prophet of god. We have a much saner world. At…
…of the greatest inventions of humanity. It's very strange it has archetypal origins the twelve and the one. That's very ancient and mystical. Jesus had twelve disciples and he was the one, and twelve on a jury and the judge is the one and hercules had…
…sent to 90 of his friends, including me. I was one of the lucky ones who got this weird letter in which he announced that Jesus Christ was alive in sri lanka and he was going to sri lanka to find jesus and persuade him to declare himself and bring…
…television was on day after day week after week year after year you'd start feeling guilty if you didn't have a TV license. Jesus I'm a sponger I'm cheating, I'm nasty and irs works on the same black magic. Anyway the next sentence will be true, it's…
…television was on day after day, week after week year after year you'd start feeling guilty if you didn't have a TV license. Jesus I'm a sponger, I'm cheating, I'm nasty, and irs works on the same black magic. Anyway the next sentence will be true it's…
…habit. I think some people are addicted to. There are some people who worry if you tell them hey you know it's Tuesday. Jesus Christ It's Tuesday. Worry is a bad habit it accomplishes nothing and it probably will give you ulcers. Yes Bucky Fuller said…
…in psychiatry for a man who continually manages to offend so that he can feel persecuted? You could apply that name to Socrates, Jesus, Galileo. You're not on trial here every man who dares to ask a dangerous question is on trial here. The name of this…
…is on trial here. The name of this personality type I'm looking for, doesn't that type also frequently compare himself to Socrates, Jesus and Galileo and is it not widely accepted that he is secretly seeking to be punished? There's a name for those so…
…were or what was going on around you best friends, my wife and the robots that were part of the conspiracy against me. Jesus what happened? You looked at the pathologies for so long that eventually you saw pathologies everywhere. No, no that was only at…
…manifestation of ares. You see I've read t s Eliot, I can play, I can turn those things around just the way he does. Jesus is not copied from the old dead and resurrected Egyptian Gods the dead and resurrected Egyptian Gods are four casts of jesus and…
…the ancient. Some people think it's a modern heresy but it's found in the ancient world too that the resurrection was faked. Jesus was given a narcotic which simulated death. His friends took him out of the tomb he recovered and went off to preach…
…to women right, even in those gospels he's referred to as rabbi three times. Nobody could be a rabbi who wasn't married so Jesus must have been married, even according to those gospels. Some of the other gospels make it quite clear that he and Mary…
…having any prurient interest in but it absolutely guaranteed a readership of around 20 million minimum, since Hughes had affairs with Jesus who didn't he have an affair with ava Gardner, Yvonne Dicarlo anyway, there are quite a few of them. Besides all…
…with him two days ago. Oh Great, I gather you're very healthily skeptical towards his message too. Well it seems to me if Jesus Christ was around he would have done something about Jerry Falwell by now. Well the underlying theme in the three books that…
…grow cold but he who endures to the end shall be saved. Perderabu that was Crowley's Magical name. I shall endure to the end. Jesus answered and said to them: most assuredly I say to you unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of god. No…
…differential, the psychedelic experience is suddenly you're in the parabola and it goes on to infinity. Where the hell does this end? Jesus Christ it doesn't end. How am I ever going to understand this? There's too much there to be understood. That's the…
…differential. The psychedelic experience is: suddenly you're in the parabola and it goes on to infinity. Where the hell does this end? Jesus Christ it doesn't end. How am I ever going to understand this? There's too much there to be understood. That's the…