Robert Anton Wilson
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Guerrilla ontologist. Psychedelic magician. Outer head of the Illuminati. Quantum psychologist. Sit-down comic/philosopher. Discordian Pope.
…they make sense. I think they're right. Not that I believe them but I think they understand the Bible Better than Jerry Falwell or most of these televangelists. According to the truth missionaries of positive accord, elohim in the first book of the Bible…
…sucked him off and then sperm was conveyed to Mary and this makes much more sense than anything I've ever heard from Jerry Falwell. These may be the only people in the Christian world. Who understand the Bible. A lot of kabbalists will Whisper things…
…them says on the bottom of it: send more money, send more money, send more money. They say that more often than Jerry Falwell. If you buy enough of their literature and study it profoundly enough in the proper state of mind eventually you'll learn the…
…much further than it has here, and so I'm very much inclined to believe that there are intelligences far Superior to Jerry Falwell. There may even be intelligences Superior to Einstein and Buckminster Fuller, and I find that a really humbling and awe…
…There are lots of people around worshipping creatures a lot weirder than cthulhu. Like you got some examples. Well I think Jerry Falwell has a creature he worships that sounds to me very much like cthulhu, a real bloodthirsty demon type entity. I don't…
…very much like cthulhu, a real bloodthirsty demon type entity. I don't think campus crusade for cthulhu is any weirder than Jerry Falwell. Oh really, you're saying that the fundamentalists have a strange god is that what you're? Well he seems strange to…
…impossible that such a thing could appear. How would people react if it did appear? I think a lot about that. I think Jerry Falwell would denounce it as the work of the devil and forbid his followers to take it, and different people would react in…
…but actually the intelligence increase the chief way of doing that is by jumping from one reality tunnel to another. The reason Jerry Falwell is so stupid is because he's lived his whole life in one reality tunnel. If you lived your whole life in one…
…of years of increasing stress and discomfort and anxiety followed by a tremendously big explosion and then there's nothing left but Jerry Falwell and his guard chortling over what a joke they had on the REST of us that's not necessarily the truth that's…
…kind of satirist or humorist here but that's what the constitution says it says no laws. Can't people read anymore? I see that Jerry Falwell is still out to get the homosexuals as he calls them. His god is really pissed off at the homosexuals now why…
…sets us a couple of thousand years ahead in one generation. I don't know, but I don't think god is quite as dumb as Jerry Falwell. Where is that book? I've got it on the shelf. That's a great book. You know how dumb the average guy is. Everybody…
…how many blowjobs Clinton had or where he had them or what anybody else is doing either. The same thing with gay citizens. Jerry Falwell has a show which is devoted mostly to persuading people to go out and beat up gay people. I've never, even in my…
…no dissenting voice. They all understood that the United States was not a Christian Country. So when you hear people like Jerry Falwell or Ronald Reagan Telling you this is a Christian Country, they are not only insulting and denigrating all the Jews,…
…Country. You have the right to your own religion. On a more solemn note I would like to add a ps to that Jerry Falwell can kiss my dick. The real meaning of the first amendment didn't become evident until god sent down an angel to this planet.…
…events in our time that I was talking about earlier is such that we need religions like this. How can we cope with Jerry Falwell? How can we cope with gene Scott? How can we cope with pat Robertson? How can we cope with the entire neanderthal backlash,…
…no dissenting voice. They all understood that the United States was not a Christian Country. So when you hear people like Jerry Falwell or Ronald Reagan Telling you this is a Christian Country they are not only insulting and denigrating all the Jews,…
…Country. You have the right to your own religion. On a more solemn note I would like to add a ps to that. Jerry Falwell can kiss my dick. The real meaning of the first amendment didn't become evident until god sent down an angel to this planet…
…a terrorist. All dogmatists see me as a terrorist whether they're fundamentalist materialists like Schaeffer or fundamentalist Christians like Jerry Falwell. They all recognize that my zetetic or agnostic position is a profound threat because more and more of…
…them says on the bottom of it: send more money, send more money, send more money. They say that more often than Jerry Falwell. If you buy enough of their literature and study it profoundly enough in the proper state of mind eventually you'll learn the…
…much further than it has here and so I'm very much inclined to believe that there are intelligences far Superior to Jerry Falwell. There may even be intelligences Superior to Einstein and Buckminster Fuller, and I find that a really humbling and awe…
…I expect these laws will stay on the books the mafia will get richer and richer every day and plausible people like Jerry Falwell and Ronald Reagan will say: well we need these laws or otherwise the country would crumble into chaos. And it's even…
…bob dobbs founded the church of the subgenius and got rich. This is the principle behind Rajneesh and ayatollah Khomeini and Jerry Falwell. This is the principle behind every religion in the world you can get something for nothing. All you've got to do…
…word maybe more often. It seems like a simple enough semantic reform. But just think what it would be like if pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell or any of them were to be saying: maybe Jesus was the son of god and maybe god hates gay people. Think of the…
…a terrorist all dogmatists see me as a terrorist whether they're fundamentalist materialists like Schaeffer or fundamentalist Christians like Jerry Falwell. They all recognize that my zetetic or agnostic position is a profound threat because more and more of…
…though. Yeah we were there. Yeah there was someone else there too. That year our speaker series was John Anderson Timothy Leary Jerry Falwell and Phyllis Shafley. And Tim Leary got more people than Jerry Falwell there was a crowd there for sure. Yeah they…
…year our speaker series was John Anderson Timothy Leary Jerry Falwell and Phyllis Shafley. And Tim Leary got more people than Jerry Falwell there was a crowd there for sure. Yeah they didn't do any advertising that was great, whereas they booked Falwell to…
…than Jerry Falwell there was a crowd there for sure. Yeah they didn't do any advertising that was great, whereas they booked Falwell to be a huge auditorium and they tipped a little student union but he got more people than Falwell. Yeah while we're…
…was great, whereas they booked Falwell to be a huge auditorium and they tipped a little student union but he got more people than Falwell. Yeah while we're here here to tear apart Jerry Falwell a little bit just for fun too easy a target, I know I…
…and they tipped a little student union but he got more people than Falwell. Yeah while we're here here to tear apart Jerry Falwell a little bit just for fun too easy a target, I know I know, yeah everything funny about everything funny that can…
…they make sense I think they're right not that I believe them but I think they understand the Bible Better than Jerry Falwell or most of these televangelists. According to the truth missionaries of positive accord, elohim in the first book of the Bible…
…him off and then the sperm was conveyed to Mary, and this makes much more sense than anything I've ever heard from Jerry Falwell. These may be the only people in the Christian world who understand the Bible. A lot of kabbalists will Whisper things like…
…investigation of claims of the paranormal I regard them as fundamentalist materialists because they're as dogmatic and humorless as Jerry Falwell. And then there are fundamentalist futurists. I'm a futurist of sorts myself but a liberal futurist I don't tend…
…of events in our time that I was talking about earlier is such that we need religions like this. How can we cope with Jerry Falwell? How can we cope with gene Scott? How can we cope with Peter Robertson? How can we cope with the way world is changing…
…that's the wrong way. You've got to be honest, but still within honesty. You can't assume that every panel has to be like Jerry Falwell says we have to have the white and the black and the balanced and everything. There are certain questions where 99 9…
…healthily skeptical towards his message too. Well it seems to me if Jesus Christ was around he would have done something about Jerry Falwell by now. Well the underlying theme in the three books that I mentioned could be summarized in a word that Alice…
…and doubt it part of the time. But what I am extremely skeptical about is people who claim to represent higher intelligence. When Jerry Falwell gets up and says, as my wife has frequently paraphrased him, god told me to tell you, I just don't believe it…
…had something to tell me god would be polite enough to come and tell me personally instead of sending an idiot like Falwell to deliver the message. And when I see people who claim to be representing extraterrestrials or ascended masters or 35 000 year…
…or ascended masters or 35 000 year old Hindu Warriors or whatnot and they don't make any more sense to me than Jerry Falwell my opinion is that I'm being conned again or at least they're trying to con me. Have you ever seen Benjamin Crumb?…
…out there are discordians, and yet there was never a central p o box like we have or like jimmy swaggart or Jerry Falwell has. Well that's because one of our basic slogans, mantras is: we discordians must stick apart. Is that why you guys have…
…they cannot misunderstand. It's important that too much should not be revealed at once, except when it's always better than not enough. Jerry Falwell is for those who are at that level oh Shirley MacLaine is for those at a little bit higher level. And…
…for a lot of smart people but then we imported cheap labor from America and it suddenly became a Christian Nation and Jerry Falwell was on television every night telling you it's a Christian Nation. That would have made Jefferson keel over with shock. The…
…something the American Humanist association invented in 1960. That's what this country was based on: freedom of choice. Anytime Jerry Falwell or pat Robertson or anybody else tells you anything else it's bullshit. They're lying. They either don't know history…
…if you study comparative societies, you find in every society 10 are left handed and 10 are homosexual. Now according to Jerry Falwell the homosexuals have chosen to be that way just because they're pissed off at him and jesus and want to get…
…no dissenting voice. They all understood that the United States was not a Christian Country. So when you hear people like Jerry Falwell or Ronald Reagan Telling you this is a Christian Country they are not only insulting and denigrating all the Jews,…
…Country. You have the right to your own religion. On a more solemn note I would like to add a ps to that. Jerry Falwell can kiss my dick. The real meaning of the first amendment didn't become evident until god sent down an angel to this planet…
…them. I can't do it myself so I let him do it for me. But meanwhile I got my writing as an outlet. But boy Jerry Falwell and Strom Thurmond and George bush and oh there's quite a few of them that I think would make excellent gourmet treats for Dr…
…be a hell of a lot better off if everybody used the word maybe more often. Can you imagine if pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell I don't want to control speech, but this is a gedanken experiment a thought experiment if the furthest they could go is maybe…