…George bush isn't as dumb as he pretends. But j r bob dove is the mahatma guru of our new aeon. Praise bob, praise bob did Ivan. Get here already where is he? Oh fuck him he won't come in to hear my lecture. I will go to hear his lecture. I'm the…

…fuck him he won't come in to hear my lecture. I will go to hear his lecture. I'm the only one who read Hannibal. Oh hi Ivan, I thought you were outside. I'm glad to see you again. What the hell was I talking about? Oh yeah, oh yeah you don't need…

…way gore or bush could improve on this with the advances in biogenetics going on these days is they dig up the bones of Ivan the terrible, clone him and then make him the next. Then we'd have a real czarist government but in general we've got a…

…you're familiar with it at all oh yes I'm a pope of the subgenius church as a matter of fact wonderful I was appointed by Ivan Stang who was appointed by bob himself. That's pretty close to the top of the pyramid there right up. Yeah bob, the book of…

…now it feels right. This is the hour of Slack from the subgenius radio ministry dear friends and this is your host reverend Ivan Stang. Back from my vacation in Antarctica with my kids and someone else, the dangerous someone else, you girls out there and…

…a tsar, and the tsar last I heard was threatening to close down all the medical treatments he doesn't approve of, which sounds like Ivan the terrible or Peter the great or one of those nuts out of the dark ages. As far as I'm concerned, the inquisition…