…Because the general rule with fertility gods is they have three times as much as you would expect. Like the ancient statues of Hermes, he has about 18 inches. Dionysus has so much that in some depictions of him, he looks sort of like the mathematical…

…Athena said I'm the most beautiful, I have wisdom and I have enough wisdom to see who is beautiful. And the argument went on even Hermes claimed it you know about Hermes. Anyway the quarrel got so it got to be such a nuisance it got to be like one…

…I have wisdom and I have enough wisdom to see who is beautiful. And the argument went on even Hermes claimed it you know about Hermes. Anyway the quarrel got so it got to be such a nuisance it got to be like one of those SOAP Operas where you go…

…perpetual heart on. There'll be archaeologists they'll be digging up these ithyphallic statues and arguing whether this is pan or priapus or Hermes or bill Clinton which brings me to July 23rd 1973, a day that will live in something or other. I don't know…

…in a golden Apple which said honor to the prettiest one and all the goddesses got fighting over who was the prettiest one. Hermes tried to claim it too you know about Hermes, the hermaphroditic god yeah yeah. So they let Paris judge they figured a…

…prettiest one and all the goddesses got fighting over who was the prettiest one. Hermes tried to claim it too you know about Hermes, the hermaphroditic god yeah yeah. So they let Paris judge they figured a mortal would be the best one to judge and all…

…claimed she was the prettiest one. Aphrodite claimed she was the prettiest one. And Hera claimed she was the prettiest one. And Hermes claimed he was the prettiest one. You all know about Hermes, I assume. So this terrible quarrel broke out due to the…

…the prettiest one. And Hera claimed she was the prettiest one. And Hermes claimed he was the prettiest one. You all know about Hermes, I assume. So this terrible quarrel broke out due to the original snub of not inviting arise. So zeus, to settle this…

…Greek for to the prettiest one and threw it into the party. Immediately, three of the goddesses claimed it: Hera, aphrodite and Athena. Hermes claimed it too you know about Hermes but anyway it led to such a spat that zeus appointed a mortal named Paris…

…threw it into the party. Immediately, three of the goddesses claimed it: Hera, aphrodite and Athena. Hermes claimed it too you know about Hermes but anyway it led to such a spat that zeus appointed a mortal named Paris and let him choose who was the…

…perpetual heart on. There'll be archaeologists they'll be digging up these ithyphallic statues and arguing whether this is pan or priapus or Hermes or bill Clinton which brings me to July 23rd 1973, a day that will live in something or other I don't know…

…She wrote another one: goddesses in every woman and god's in every man. I found out the god that's most powerful in me is Hermes. Who's the trickster god Hermes is related to mercury and to coyote and to hanuman in the Hindu Tradition and to all sorts…

…in every woman and god's in every man. I found out the god that's most powerful in me is Hermes. Who's the trickster god Hermes is related to mercury and to coyote and to hanuman in the Hindu Tradition and to all sorts and all sorts of bugs bunny…