…you know how dumb the young guy is. Well mathematically by definition half of them are even dumber than that. And you know George Carlin the philosopher carlin, he's pointed out you take a notebook with you when you go out any day and every time you…

…country we live in isn't it? And while I'm fucking and fucking and throwing around words like that I suddenly remembered George Carlin. He's my favorite philosopher and I thought I would quote one of my favorite all time lines from George Carlin: why…

…I suddenly remembered George Carlin. He's my favorite philosopher and I thought I would quote one of my favorite all time lines from George Carlin: why is it that all the women you see at anti abortion rallies look like nobody would want to fuck them in…

…a great relief in hearing somebody say on television the things that we're all thinking, that we can never get into the mass media. Carlin has wormed his way in through years and years of building up his fan club to where HBO lets him on once a year…

…people. We all suffer from this constant frustration that 99 of what we say can never be expressed in any other major media. Carlin was a major relief. We could listen to him say: by god somebody actually said it and they didn't shoot him they didn't…

…going in a week, two weeks something like that. Just as I left I said, Timothy, I want you to know I've met George Carlin and I still think you're the funniest man I've ever met. I've met Buckminster Fuller and I still think you're the most intelligent…

…satire sometimes it's hard to tell even for me, even within one paragraph. But it's about why people are terrorized by words. George Carlin told me that he used that book as a reference for the routine where he gets up and recites all the different…

…old, we're going to be walking on canes someday ourselves and then I woke up and realized the dream had just reversed reality. George Carlin says: when people tell me you're getting older I say bullshit I'm getting old let's Face it. Did you talk to the…

…I want to tell you I've met Buckminster Fuller and I still think you're the most intelligent man I ever met. I've met George Carlin and I still think you're the funniest man I ever met. And Timothy, sitting there in his wheelchair, grinned at me and…

…station. Everyone in my end of the radio biz is waiting kind of anxiously for the FCC's next move. When they made their George Carlin decision in 75, I didn't like it but it didn't affect me much because the marketplace had already made much the same…

…to tell you something I've met Buckminster Fuller and I still think you're the most intelligent person I've ever met. I've met George Carlin and I still think you're the funniest person I've ever met Tim, you are wonderful. And he looked up at me and…

…died and now reverend wildman is trying to revive it wildman, the leader of the traditional values coalition, the one who's founded George Carlin for so many years, the one who's responsible for the seven words you can't say on TV, which I believe are…

…was dying for the osce and I knew I might not see him again. And I said, Timothy I want you to know I met George Carlin and I still think he's the funniest man I've ever known. I met Buckminster Fuller and I think he's the smartest man I've ever…

…Timothy I want to tell you I've met Buckminster Fuller and I still think you're the most intelligent man I ever met. I've met George Carlin and I want to tell you I still think you're the funniest man I've ever met. And Tim sat there in his wheelchair…

…Monica Lewinsky for getting blowjobs introduced into American Legal history as a grounds for impeachment, we might as well honor George Carlin. George Carlin did a comedy record which somebody at the pacifica radio station in New York played around 10 in…

…for getting blowjobs introduced into American Legal history as a grounds for impeachment, we might as well honor George Carlin. George Carlin did a comedy record which somebody at the pacifica radio station in New York played around 10 in the evening,…

…obscenity and the evidence of obscenity was that in the course of this record. Is everybody here familiar with the works of George Carlin? More or less I regard him as the greatest living philosopher. It's carlin is the inventor of the big dick theory of…

…them are even dumber than that and it must be from that half that the congress is selected, at least according to one theory, George Carlin heard me do that routine and asked me if he could build on it and I said sure I'd be flattered. So carlin…

…to tell you something I've met Buckminster Fuller and I still think you're the most intelligent person I've ever met. I've met George Carlin and I still think you're the funniest person I've ever met Tim, you are wonderful. And he looked up at me and…