Robert Anton Wilson
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Guerrilla ontologist. Psychedelic magician. Outer head of the Illuminati. Quantum psychologist. Sit-down comic/philosopher. Discordian Pope.
…pause for the ancient Masonic ritual of getting the speaker wired. As if I'm not wired enough already. AIDS is a virus. George Bush is a punishment sent by God. I find the present administration more embarrassing than any young people do. I grew up in…
…what a disciple is. A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to. But getting back to George Bush and Dan Quayle, Bush and Quayle, Bush and Quayle, Hustler Center falls in the White House. I've wondered and wondered, what is…
…Bush and Quayle, Hustler Center falls in the White House. I've wondered and wondered, what is the source of the eerie popularity of George Bush? The man has as much personality as a paper cup. He has all the charm of a sticky doorknob. He has the…
…guy is? Well, mathematically, by definition, Half of them are even dumber than that. I thought that explained the apotheosis of George Bush, but... Then I thought it over and I remembered in 1980, on one of the public access stations in San Francisco,…
…and so on, where the party is going to be. And then they have this weekend Gorby party with the Gorby acid. You see, George Bush is so out of touch, he has no idea what's really happening in the world. Now that Gorby is on the acid, he's conquered…
…it would be nice if the Americans opened the border to Mexico. And... And then we will all have the supreme delight of watching George Bush shit a brick while he tries to figure out how to answer that. Before I conclude that part of my sermon, I would…
…Civil Liberties Union. like Michael Dukakis. And in conclusion to that part of the sermon, I just want to say, fuck you, George Bush! Recent studies at UCLA have conclusively demonstrated You know, I like to walk around when I'm doing one of these gigs,…
…Dell's Schrödinger's cat. I think that's a delightful parable about the present condition of the United States and why an asshole like George Bush is president. if you can see it in terms of a Joycean epiphany, or a synecdoche of the whole gestalt, so to…
…a place where they cut up a masterpiece like Schrödinger's cat is the kind of place where they'll elect an asshole like George Bush. Next question. Yes, way back there. You were speaking earlier about the star series. What do you have to say about Doris…