Robert Anton Wilson
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Guerrilla ontologist. Psychedelic magician. Outer head of the Illuminati. Quantum psychologist. Sit-down comic/philosopher. Discordian Pope.
…none of this poor pier station have two clocks that never have the same time thereby showing the Irish discovered relativity before Einstein. But in Cork the city hall has four clocks facing the four quarters that are used in all magic rituals on the…
…going to get a cell out of Einstein's Brain and then we're going to take the DNA and the RNA and we're going to have Einstein DNA and RNA and put it in a little pill. You see, and you take the Einstein Pill. And you've got Einstein DNA and Einstein…
…and the RNA and we're going to have Einstein DNA and RNA and put it in a little pill. You see, and you take the Einstein Pill. And you've got Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA and you start to act more like Einstein and think more like Einstein. You can…
…to have Einstein DNA and RNA and put it in a little pill. You see, and you take the Einstein Pill. And you've got Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA and you start to act more like Einstein and think more like Einstein. You can get brainwaves from people…
…DNA and RNA and put it in a little pill. You see, and you take the Einstein Pill. And you've got Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA and you start to act more like Einstein and think more like Einstein. You can get brainwaves from people who are still alive…
…You see, and you take the Einstein Pill. And you've got Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA and you start to act more like Einstein and think more like Einstein. You can get brainwaves from people who are still alive you don't need to manufacture the pill.…
…the Einstein Pill. And you've got Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA and you start to act more like Einstein and think more like Einstein. You can get brainwaves from people who are still alive you don't need to manufacture the pill. You can get John Lilly's…
…a continuous onslaught against common sense in which one by one, everything we believed in common sense turned out to be untrue. As Einstein said, common sense is what tells us the earth is flat. So you pay your money and you take your choice you can…
…more. It's the pogroms that have created the legendary and probably somewhat factual intellectual acuity of the Jewish people. Einstein created relativity and escaped from. The Jewish people have created thousands of important ideas and escaped from thousands…
…very much inclined to believe that there are intelligences far Superior to Jerry Falwell. There may even be intelligences Superior to Einstein and Buckminster Fuller, and I find that a really humbling and awe inspiring thought. I have yet to be convinced of…
…than people who only think in words. If you're good at visualizing you have another semantic circuit that worried people don't have. Einstein, for instance considered a great mathematician, said all of his ideas came to him as images first then he got the…
…are created by society and I wouldn't Surprise me in the slightest to see anybody turn into another Beethoven or another Einstein or another Aleister Crowley or another James Joyce because those people did it even though they were born naked naked and…
…created group theory but why is there an isomorphism between that in the universe? So that's the oldest mystery in science. Einstein said the most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it's comprehensible. Well he does why do why do our…
…on to your new stuff you also came out with masters of the illuminati which is kind of a strange parable involving Einstein, Alistair Crowley and James Joyce. How did that come about? Well one of my ideas is that everything is related to everything…
…melodrama, I wanted to show that the principle of relativity was discovered three times in three different fields simultaneously. So Einstein is there as the man who discovered physical relativity. Joyce is there as the one who first incorporated relativity…
…a computer and turn that into a brain machine and you're thinking, feeling, perceiving like John Lilly for 24 hours or whatever. Einstein is dead but following along on this line of thought, Einstein's Brain has been preserved. I have high hopes that in…
…you can lose a cell from your brain anytime without it doing you any damage. I mean in case anybody's got plans to revive Einstein Internally, take one cell out of the brain, you can still do the job. If you take one cell out of Einstein's Brain you…
…out of Einstein's Brain you can extract the DNA and the RNA and then you can put that in a pill and then you've got an Einstein Pill with Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA. This is going to be done in the near future because if I can think of it others…
…Brain you can extract the DNA and the RNA and then you can put that in a pill and then you've got an Einstein Pill with Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA. This is going to be done in the near future because if I can think of it others can think of it.…
…the DNA and the RNA and then you can put that in a pill and then you've got an Einstein Pill with Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA. This is going to be done in the near future because if I can think of it others can think of it. Somebody's either…
…or else they'll creep in at night with a hush practice system and not have those things go. Anyway we're going to have Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA in pills around very soon. The revolution of our times, the neurological revolution. I call it the head…
…creep in at night with a hush practice system and not have those things go. Anyway we're going to have Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA in pills around very soon. The revolution of our times, the neurological revolution. I call it the head revolution. H e…
…we need to get a complete readout on that and then you just program the computer properly and you have Tim Leary's head. Einstein is dead unfortunately but there are a lot of other choices around. I'd like to have David Bohm's Brain pattern. You can…
…into your brain and all of these fields of neuroscience feed back into one another. When I was thinking it's too bad Einstein was dead, I remembered: hey Einstein's Brain has been preserved at Sutter University in New York. I forget Mount Sinai Medical…
…cells that they weren't counting before. Take one cell out of Einstein's Brain and run it through the laboratory and you get Einstein DNA as distinct from all other human DNA, the distinct combination of strands that made Einstein's DNA. And then you get…
…DNA as distinct from all other human DNA, the distinct combination of strands that made Einstein's DNA. And then you get out the Einstein RNA. And then you put them together in a pill. And then you go out to the colleges before examination time and you…
…Bohr holds: you can't separate the observer from the observed. Ergo whatever the observer is thinking is influencing the observed. So Einstein said: every time a mouse looks out of its mouse hole, the whole universe changes. Well, Niels Bohr said yes the…
…brain that the universe changes infinitesimally and we don't notice it. On the other hand, John Archibald Wheeler, who like Bohr and Einstein was a Nobel prize winner John Archibald Wheeler said it's not a mouse. A mouse of course can't do it but every…
…more than the good lord ever intended. I had another Irish joke but I forget it so I'll move onward quickly. This is what Einstein called excite subjective time. We all have our own subjective time and no two of us have the same time just like we…
…but each one of them has tried to design a device that will transmit information faster than light. According to Einstein this is impossible, but according to Bell's Theorem it is possible. Sarfatti believes in his faster than light device although…
…think that's what's keeping us alive. Well the more they analyze war games with scientific techniques the more they realize what Einstein and Bertrand Russell and all 12 intelligent people on the planet realized in 1945, which is that there are no winners…
…can be pretty intelligent but they all die eventually. They all screw up one way or another. Gene pools last much longer. Einstein was smart enough to escape Hitler and get the hell out of Europe. The Jewish people have survived thousands of pogroms by…
…and get the hell out of Europe. The Jewish people have survived thousands of pogroms by the Christian world. So they're smarter than Einstein the gene pool is smarter than Einstein. Gene pools die out sometimes two species die out but if you look at Gaia…
…Jewish people have survived thousands of pogroms by the Christian world. So they're smarter than Einstein the gene pool is smarter than Einstein. Gene pools die out sometimes two species die out but if you look at Gaia itself, the earth as a living being…
…to say and I value him highly. I think relativity is one of the most important ideas of the 20th century. Einstein gave us physical relativity. Joyce gave us artistic relativity by telling Ulysses in a hundred different narrative voices instead of just…
…and I think that's what's keeping us alive. The more they analyze war games with scientific techniques the more they realize what Einstein and Bertrand Russell and all 12 intelligent people on the planet realized in 1945, which is that there are no winners…
…it as science fiction and then I wrote Schrodinger's Cat which was science fiction. Then I wrote masks of the illuminati in which Einstein appears as a character but it's definitely not science fiction. But by then my fans were used to looking for me in…
…and animal psychology and so on. And his whole emphasis on space time rather than space and time, which he took from Einstein. That I think is getting more and more generally recognized. We've got to think in four dimensional rather than three dimensional…
…than people who only think in words. If you're good at visualizing you have another semantic circuit that worried people don't have. Einstein, for instance considered a great mathematician said all of his ideas came to him as images first then he got the…
…One is that we're going to have to radically redefine our ideas of both space and time even more radically than Einstein did. The second is that information somehow travels faster than light even though energy can't. How can information travel without…
…very much inclined to believe that there are intelligences far Superior to Jerry Falwell. There may even be intelligences Superior to Einstein and Buckminster Fuller, and I find that a really humbling and awe inspiring thought. I have yet to be convinced of…
…the surface. It is worth rereading several times if you really want to understand the man who probably was to literature what Einstein was to physics and what Picasso was to painting. Ezra pound. Ezra pound, the last lines pound ever wrote. I have tried…
…both work on the same principles you know he uses the term brain body, one word without even a hyphen in it. Einstein revolutionized physics by joining space and time into space hyphen time. And now when physicists are forced by circumstances or problems…
…than people only think in words. If you're good at visualizing, you have another semantic circuit that worried people don't have. Einstein, for instance considered a great mathematician, said all of his ideas came to him as images first then he got the…
…One is that we're going to have to radically redefine our ideas of both space and time even more radically than Einstein did. The second is that information somehow travels faster than light even though energy can't. How can information travel without…
…and animal psychology and so on. And his whole emphasis on space time rather than space and time which he took from Einstein that I think is getting more and more generally recognized. Now we've got to think in four dimensional rather than three…
…One is that we're going to have to radically redefine our ideas of both space and time even more radically than Einstein did. The second is that information somehow travels faster than light even though energy can't. How can information travel without…
…than people who only think in words. If you're good at visualizing you have another semantic circuit that word people don't have. Einstein, for instance considered a great mathematician said all of his ideas came to him as images first then he got the…
…dynamic of the stories, infect your life here or do you feel Joyce walking in the door at some point and meeting up with Einstein coming out of the kitchen and having do you feel the spirits of the dramas that are getting poured onto paper in your…
…literary worries who aren't dead. There have been times. Are you not jealous of schrödinger? I don't consider him a real threat. Nor Einstein, for some reason or other. No I have been jealous of ted minzo, but that was because there was so much bob…
…a continuous onslaught against common sense in which one by one everything we believed in common sense turned out to be untrue. As Einstein said common sense is what tells us the earth is flat. So you pay your money and you take your choice you can…
…It's the pogroms that have created the legendary and probably somewhat factual intellectual acuity of the Jewish people. Einstein created relativity and escaped from Hitler. The Jewish people have created thousands of important ideas and escaped from…
…going to get a cell out of Einstein's Brain and then we're going to take the DNA and the RNA and we're going to have Einstein DNA and RNA and put it in a little pill. You see, and you take the Einstein Pill and you've got Einstein DNA and Einstein…
…and the RNA and we're going to have Einstein DNA and RNA and put it in a little pill. You see, and you take the Einstein Pill and you've got Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA and you start to act more like Einstein and think more like Einstein. You can…
…to have Einstein DNA and RNA and put it in a little pill. You see, and you take the Einstein Pill and you've got Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA and you start to act more like Einstein and think more like Einstein. You can get brainwaves from people who…
…DNA and RNA and put it in a little pill. You see, and you take the Einstein Pill and you've got Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA and you start to act more like Einstein and think more like Einstein. You can get brainwaves from people who are still alive.…
…You see, and you take the Einstein Pill and you've got Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA and you start to act more like Einstein and think more like Einstein. You can get brainwaves from people who are still alive. You don't need to manufacture the pill.…
…the Einstein Pill and you've got Einstein DNA and Einstein RNA and you start to act more like Einstein and think more like Einstein. You can get brainwaves from people who are still alive. You don't need to manufacture the pill. You can get John Lilly's…
…we got special relativity and general relativity and it turned out there are two interpretations of general relativity at least and that Einstein endorsed both of them at different times. This is if anybody doubts this look into the voices of time by j t…
…the block universe of Minkowski as the correct interpretation of and those two things totally contradict each other. So even Einstein Wasn't sure what relativity meant when you took it off the mathematical level and put it into the ordinary language.…
…That's where I first began to realize a style does create a reality tunnel. Well I regard science as two epics, before Einstein and after Einstein and the same way literature has two epics, before Joyce and after Joyce. And if there are some people…
…I first began to realize a style does create a reality tunnel. Well I regard science as two epics, before Einstein and after Einstein and the same way literature has two epics, before Joyce and after Joyce. And if there are some people still writing pre…
…of science. Do we believe what the scientific models seem to be leading us to or do we stick to common sense? Einstein said common sense is what tells us the earth is flat. Einstein refused to accept quantum mechanics though because it contradicted his…
…leading us to or do we stick to common sense? Einstein said common sense is what tells us the earth is flat. Einstein refused to accept quantum mechanics though because it contradicted his common sense. Einstein spent the whole last half of his life…
…is what tells us the earth is flat. Einstein refused to accept quantum mechanics though because it contradicted his common sense. Einstein spent the whole last half of his life writing letters to quantum physicists trying to persuade them. There must be…
…wrong with quantum physics too even though he won the Nobel prize for his contributions to it. Schrodinger wrote in a letter to Einstein: I wish I had never gotten mixed up with this for a dump like quantum mechanics I can't translate that we'd get in…
…you begin to get the hang of Chinese you start thinking in a very non aristotelian way. You're almost thinking like Einstein, which may explain why there's so much relativistic ideas in Chinese Philosophy long before it appeared in the western world. All…
…you don't think human beings should be studying the way to put them down is to say they're obsessed with it. Right right, Einstein was obsessed with measurement in outer space you could say if you wanted to put Einstein Down. You know I tuned in late…
…to say they're obsessed with it. Right right, Einstein was obsessed with measurement in outer space you could say if you wanted to put Einstein Down. You know I tuned in late and how is it that Reich is being talked about this evening? Well I wrote a…
…but each one of them has tried to design a device that will transmit information faster than light. According to Einstein this is impossible but according to Bell's Theorem it is possible. Sarfatti believes in this faster than light device although…
…everything in the universe is the center of everything else. Looked at from that perspective he was sort of a forerunner of Einstein and internet in internet, everybody with a computer is the center of their own universe. Anyway the idea that we're at the…
…idea for most people to grasp, although it seems very consistent with modern physics and relativity. There is no center to the Einstein Universe. There's no center to the universe of quantum mechanics. The center is wherever you pick to be the center for…
…mind from matter. Their argument is that the division of the universe into space and time created so many paradoxes that Einstein had to create space time before we could begin to understand the way the universe actually functions. Space and time just…
…right? Yeah I met a psychiatrist in Switzerland I forget I think it was in Bern. Yeah it was in Bern. That's where Einstein thought of relativity while he was working in the patent office I saw the clock that Einstein was looking at when he thought…
…it was in Bern. That's where Einstein thought of relativity while he was working in the patent office I saw the clock that Einstein was looking at when he thought of relativity and I always imagine he was looking at a clock in a jeweler's window or…
…while the clock chimes the hour. You know the Renaissance was nuts about building mechanical devices of that sort. That's the clock Einstein was looking at. Well I met the psychiatrist and we had dinner together with some friends and he told me he had…
…the masks of the illuminati first because I've only gotten partway through but it goes pretty fast, starting off with Einstein having coffee with James Joyce. Beer, a beer that's right, Einstein, It's Einstein. Well Joyce Couldn't resist that. Joyce sort…
…partway through but it goes pretty fast, starting off with Einstein having coffee with James Joyce. Beer, a beer that's right, Einstein, It's Einstein. Well Joyce Couldn't resist that. Joyce sort of collaborated with me on the book. So apart from the books…
…through but it goes pretty fast, starting off with Einstein having coffee with James Joyce. Beer, a beer that's right, Einstein, It's Einstein. Well Joyce Couldn't resist that. Joyce sort of collaborated with me on the book. So apart from the books what is…
…different narratives, all of whom give you a different version of what happened, which seems appropriate to me for the Post Einstein Quantum age that we're living in and the growing merging of eastern and western thinking, because the Buddhists have always…
…gold used to say everybody understands mickey mouse and there are fewer who understand Hermann Hesse. Hardly anybody understands Einstein and nobody understands emperor Norton. Alistair Crowley Didn't even understand himself. Yeah that may be, but he certainly…
…Saturday Night, but he rests anyway. You know, whenever I think about situations like this I'm always reminded I believe it was Einstein that said this that something to the effect of with a given problem the problem ultimately cannot be solved at the…
…the eye so to speak, then we become increasingly agnostic, which I think leads to increasing tolerance and to quicker learning. Einstein said after Hiroshima, Everything has changed but our ways of thinking and until they change we are going to drift toward…
…both work on the same principles you know he uses the term brain body, one word without even a hyphen in it. Einstein revolutionized physics by joining space and time into space hyphen time and now when physicists are forced by circumstances or problems…
…this? This was from 1857 to 1880. Lord, as malaclips the younger says, everybody understands mickey mouse, few understand Einstein, Hardly anybody understands James Joyce and nobody understands emperor Norton live like him, except bob dobbs friends who doesn't…
…minutes. The clustering is between one minute 30 seconds and two minutes. That seems to be the heaviest vote. This is what Einstein called excite subjective time. Everybody creates their own time. You not only create the sounds you hear out of the infinity…
…than is good for a man. We should never believe in clock time we should believe in our own time, our own icsight as Einstein called it. That's the only time we know anything about and if we really pay attention, like William Blake we can have eternity…
…Anton Wilson. Operation mindfuck, Robert Anton Wilson between conspiracy and enlightenment by Maximilian Netter now you are also a pope. Einstein, Great Albert Einstein and James Joyce are sitting in a small bar. What are we talking about today dear Joyce?…
…in a small bar. What are we talking about today dear Joyce? About secrets and conspiracies and conspiracies, but always with calm. Einstein, It's just getting started, I'm afraid. So conspiracy theories are a hot topic these days. Why did you start to deal…
…Albert Einstein stands in front of the pissoir and looks at a smear on the wall. Only the madman is absolutely sure. Fnord Einstein closes his pants, washes his hands and goes back to the table where James Joyce is sitting and is just ordering a beer.…
…washes his hands and goes back to the table where James Joyce is sitting and is just ordering a beer. Unlike Einstein, Joyce believes in everything: in democracy, in socialism and anarchism also in Ezra Pound's idealistic version of the fascist economy, in…
…deceased. I really mean the deceased I don't mean aliens or figures that cannot be identified, but people that should be recognized. Einstein turns a blind eye that is my opinion, and everyone should have their own opinion. Even those who say: no that's…
…their own opinion. Even those who say: no that's nonsense that's okay that should also be accepted that's all right. Joyce looks at Einstein in a challenging way. Every time I go out for a drink with you you come up with some strange things. I don't…
…if you manage to make us insecure and paranoid, then it's over with us soon. Then we are the next ones to get brainwashed. Einstein folds his hands in front of his chest and leans back then he looks at the medium in doubt in today's time what he…
…start overhauling your reality tunnel soon, you won't find your way back you're stuck somewhere. I have to disagree with that Einstein. I want to understand that because it's dangerous. If we start to think that some connections control our lives, that the…
…realize that maybe all of them are true or that there is something real there's a truth here there is a truth. Einstein and Joyce are certainly taken with them, maybe from beer, maybe from art, maybe from madness. Everything that is healing everything…
…My healing starts here. My healing is a mental story. I have a feeling that this was a very important point for him. Suddenly, Einstein stands up and gives Joyce a slap in the Face. The medium is shocked. I have to tell you something. I almost felt…
…we could prevent him from having to go to a hospital. The work hudo does is help families organize that. Do you know, Einstein? I think hulsen has actually defeated the illuminati. He has found something that you no longer believe in. If you think so,…
…dimensions or four dimensions some people were in a three dimensional hall some were in a four dimensional hall some have read Einstein and some haven't anything else. Oh the schedule yeah, curious there are no colors in the hall. The reason I asked a…
…One and a half minutes. Oh somebody said, yeah okay yeah one and a half minutes two minutes. Well now you know what Einstein means by excite personal time. You all have your own personal time. You not only create your own reality tunnel but then you…
…I've never been the same since then. Space is something we create just the way we create time. Kant proved it philosophically, Einstein proved it instrumentally. LSD will make it perfectly clear to you if you take 500 mikes at one time. Not that I'm…
…It happens to everybody doing deep oriental meditation. Quantum mechanics also involves non local correlations. This was first demonstrated by Einstein and Podolsky and Rosen in 1935. They published it as a reductio AD Absurdum of quantum mechanics. They said…
…I think that's what's keeping us alive. The more they analyze war games with scientific techniques, the more they realize what Einstein and Bertrand Russell and all 12 intelligent people on the planet realized in 1945, which is that there are no winners…
…was so respectful. I never saw so much respect. My audiences are never so respectful. They laugh at me. Well they laughed at Einstein, they laughed at Dr Frankenstein they laughed at Edison so I don't care if they laugh at me but nobody laughed at…
…which collapsed and the other a four dimensional universe which began to inflate. So the super string theory answers the question that Einstein could not answer: where did the big bang come from? We now think that it was an aftershock of the breaking of…
…Bohr holds: you can't separate the observer from the observed. Ergo whatever the observer is thinking is influencing the observed. So Einstein said: every time a mouse looks out of its mouse hole the whole universe changes. Well Niels Bohr said yes the…
…brain that the universe changes infinitesimally and we don't notice it. On the other hand, John Archibald Wheeler, who like Bohr and Einstein, was a Nobel prize winner John Archibald Wheeler said it's not a mouse. A mouse of course can't do it but every…
…more than the good lord ever intended. I had another Irish joke but I forget it so I'll move onward quickly. This is what Einstein called excite subjective time. We all have our own subjective time and no two of us have the same time just like we…
…That sounds like eastern mysticism doesn't it? He comes to that conclusion by trying to understand what quantum physics really means. And Einstein said we have to escape from the three illusions of time, personality and space. Did he say that? Yeah he did.…