…know what I saw? I saw the end cap of a 1932 model Hoover vacuum cleaner. It was the very same flying saucer that George Adamski suspended from a piece of mylar fishing line in 1953 and photographed in his garage one of the most famous UFO hoaxes of…

…judge that it was identical with the UFO with three half spheres on its underside that appears in an infamous photo by George Adamski, widely assumed to be a hoax. I had not closely followed the matter, but I accepted the expert opinion that what Adamski…

…by George Adamski, widely assumed to be a hoax. I had not closely followed the matter, but I accepted the expert opinion that what Adamski had photographed was a rigged up end cap of a 1937 Hoover vacuum cleaner. But I saw this same object in the sky…

…shit, but that is actually, in a sense, the most conventional presentation of the encounter. It was absolutely convincing. It was the Adamski disk, which I do believe is malarkey. It was as cognitively dissonant as it could possibly be, you see, because if…